seatac76
2 days ago
Things I hope for:
- Oracle defaulting on its debt commitments.
- Anti trust action into Skydance forcing a breakup.
- Larry forced to cover the difference by selling family silver.
- Lanai going back into the hands of the people of Hawaii.
Just for the laughs and for forcing me to bear with some of the worst applications of all time.
thayne
2 days ago
Add giving up or losing the trademark on Javascript to that list.
10111001
2 days ago
> - Lanai going back into the hands of the people of Hawaii.
Lol, it's 2026: it'll just go to some other billionaire. Probably Marc Benioff. I heard he likes owning Hawaii.
ashkankiani
2 days ago
oh ok then I'll just give up on hoping things change, thanks for saving us all the time
xyst
2 days ago
Unfortunately, what will really happen is that they will receive a massive bailout from Main Street. Just like in 2008 for the banks.
The impact of AI hype failing at this point has become too big to fail in the eyes of "rugged" American capitalism.
cowlevel
2 days ago
It's clear that American capitalism and AI are now fully intertwined. Either they both collapse or they both succeed. This bubble is actually too big for the government to bail out and if it tries it'll probably just bring the American dollar down with it, like tying helium balloons to the Titanic.
fhrjfjdjfn
2 days ago
1.) The Fed is tightening because of hot and worsening inflation
2.) The bubble pop doesn't pose systemic risk to the US economy
3.) AI companies hardly employ any Americans (that's the entire point)
4.) There's already direct precedent for letting the tech bubble pop (dotcom)
5.) AI is politically toxic with voters
6.) The bubble has been widely known to the public for YEARS while AI companies consciously ignored the risks and warning signs
7.) No amount of bailouts will fix a business model that sells $100 bills for $1
8.) The bailout would cost $30T (two thirds of the current US debt)
9.) The US government is broke at these debt to GDP levels
10.) A bailout is wishful thinking from AI bagholders
cowlevel
2 days ago
It's not about the employment though, it's the financial macroeconomics. A third or so of the US's stock market is AI companies. Let's say they all go to zero, it basically cuts a third off the US's paper wealth and a third off the US dollar's value (which is primarily based on the stocks you can buy with it). The government doesn't want that to happen so it'll try to prevent the stocks from going to zero. The cure may be worse than the disease but this government won't realize it is.
chasil
a day ago
I bailed on the S&P when oil shock concern was first expressed earlier this year.
I will get back into a non-U.S. total market index fund (VXUS or equivalent) after the dust settles with Iran.
I will wait on buying the S&P, and perhaps QQQM, until after the Anthropic IPO at the very least.
fhrjfjdjfn
2 days ago
The Fed has no statutory duty to the stock market.
cowlevel
2 days ago
The Fed is subordinate to the executive, even if it thinks it isn't.
If the executive is bankrupt they might use the trillion dollar coin loophole or they might just actually take control of the Fed.
fhrjfjdjfn
2 days ago
That would be just about the fastest way you could spike US Treasury yields into a debt crisis.
ashkankiani
2 days ago
And let's not forget that the US is heavy into short term debt that needs to renew: "As of Q3 FY2026, approximately 33% of U.S. publicly held marketable debt is due to mature and require renewal (refinancing) within 12 months."
trvz
2 days ago
And yet, for anyone who believes we’re on the path to true AI these are all irrelevant.
adventured
2 days ago
> 9.) The US government is broke at these debt to GDP levels
Well that one is false. They print and debase any income or wealth held in USD.
So their print-against base is any and all assets held in USD globally.
The Japanese are also not broke, they've merely spent the past two decades destroying the Yen and chopping down the Japanese standard of living. Print, print, print.
fhrjfjdjfn
2 days ago
The interest payments on sovereign debt need to be coverable with tax revenue unless you want hyperinflation (real hyperinflation, not meme hyperinflation). The US can't afford interest payments to be any larger.
cowlevel
2 days ago
Real hyperinflation is a possibility.
Barrin92
2 days ago
>It's clear that American capitalism and AI are now fully intertwined.
in what world is that clear lol, American capitalism will do just fine, if the AI companies go down before they can offload all their crap on retail investors the lion's share of the losses will go to the private investors currently writing checks.
The broader banking system isn't exposed, the housing market isn't exposed, the average American would take a 10% hit of on their retirement account but that'd be it. It'd wipe out a fair amount of the tech sector but they're all sitting in California and don't win anyone elections so no point to bail them out
rsoto2
2 days ago
at the start of the pandemic when employees were confused and worried about their families larry emailed his entire company informing them that due to everything going on he was going to permanently move to his private island and "make it a better place with the locals" dude is scum and a colonizer at heart.
Computer0
2 days ago
Aim higher
onion2k
2 days ago
All the people who ever worked on Oracle iProcurement fired into a volcano?
paulpauper
2 days ago
Lanai was passed between private owners for well over a century. it was never in the hands of "the people"
paulryanrogers
2 days ago
Natives collectively possessed all of Hawaii long before the concept of private ownership arrived.
thrance
a day ago
Ackshually... I believe the first Polynesians to reach and settle Hawaii already had a concept of property and land ownership.
lokar
2 days ago
Well over? It was taken by force about 130 years ago
platevoltage
2 days ago
A whole century? The word "never" is doing a lot of work here.
elorant
2 days ago
Oracle's core business is healthy as fuck. It can't default. It could get into a long period of low R&D since all profits would be directed to serve their debt and that could hurt their product line, but they'd definitely can't just vanish into thin air.
bluedevil2k
2 days ago
Oh they certainly could default. They make $70B a year in revenue and $17B in profit. Their current interest payments are $5.7B a year!! Their debt is only 1 grade above junk.
But the truest measure of their potential to default, their credit default swaps, are pricing in a 20-22% chance to default before 2031.
justin66
2 days ago
What is their core business today? I remember when it was the enterprise database server product, but I can't imagine that is true anymore.
giancarlostoro
2 days ago
They're basically trying to make themselves into the likes of Azure, GCP and AWS. Now you might think that there's no way Oracle will ever be that big, but half of their revenue for the 2026 fiscal year is from their cloud infrastructure, which, trust me, surprised even me.
Oracle is the last company I'd setup shop with.
happymellon
2 days ago
I think it is probably either:
1. Companies wanting to go cloud, and depend on something like RAC that Oracle refuses to licence to other scalers.
2. Companies beliving in "multi-cloud", and some corrupt exec deciding that Oracle should be one of the options.
I know that a few gigs ago I had to deal with them as part of the multi-cloud enterprise strategy for these reasons.
tempest_
2 days ago
Is it actually from the cloud section or are they doing like IBM where the marching orders came down that cloud was the way and every mid level manager saw which way the wind was blowing and then worked real hard to get their calculator app moved into the cloud silo.
Shorel
2 days ago
I dislike Oracle as much as anyone, but Google is the last company I would use as a cloud provider.
Alive-in-2025
2 days ago
Google is worse, hmm, what are some of the reasons why? How could they be worse then endless software audits. I have heard of the endless pain of google killing something you depend on.
Shorel
2 days ago
Because they can ban your entire corporate account, as a paying customer, for one developer that's flagged in their system joining your org.
And there's no human in the loop you can talk with when that happens. Just one automated response after another.
The only appeal possible is to become viral and force their hand to check your case.
Honestly, I would avoid both.
Alive-in-2025
2 days ago
The painful banning that google does with automated takedowns and no humans to easily talk to is a real impediment. That feels like a perfectly legit complaint. That policy is so self destructive. I think all auto bans without human review should end, but instead we are just making this worse with more and more automated systems.
giancarlostoro
2 days ago
They are notoriously difficult to contact if your company is banned, or someone within your company is banned. That's it, poof, gone, everything you have.
imglorp
2 days ago
Both companies are awful to customers. But the Oracle cloud product is truly terrible.
plantain
2 days ago
I had significant free credits for their cloud product. It was not even useful at a 0 pricepoint. I had to escalate repeatedly until I was doing screenshares with very high level engineers, to show them that their VM's, the more core offering, literally would not start.
tempest_
2 days ago
They did have those Ampere arm chips which we mildly interesting for a hot minute a few years ago but seem to have disappeared somewhere.
Shorel
2 days ago
I think we are in agreement here.
cowlevel
2 days ago
Government contracting. It doesn't matter what the government wants to do, if it involves computers then Oracle is trying to be the supplier.
willio58
2 days ago
Buddy works at a public university. Can confirm oracle has their greedy hands in all of the crevices of that place. Slows down the tech stuff so much, since they have to work on top of all this proprietary junk.
CamperBob2
2 days ago
Claude, build me a copy of Oracle RDBMS. Make no mistakes
tracerbulletx
2 days ago
Claude, sue anyone who isn't paying me until they are paying me.
happymellon
2 days ago
Here is a copy of an Oracle RDBMS.
> Gives you a licence washed MySQL
chorsestudios
2 days ago
ChatGPT, check Claude's work. Once verified, focus on identifying elegant solutions to the shockingly large list of expensive pain points that we encountered with Oracle RDBMS. Run benchmarks using production data. Work on improvements until all database benchmark metrics are equal or better. Make no mistakes
thevillagechief
2 days ago
This is depressing. Is this really what software engineering has come to? I should have been a doctor. At least until Optimus do surgery on these guy's brain. Unitree, verify Optimus's work
Alive-in-2025
2 days ago
I've been thinking AI writing the software would get us to huge messes of software stacks that kind of work and no one really understands how they work. Like a giant magic software tower than no one can touch or understand, just hope it keeps working.
disgruntledphd2
a day ago
> software stacks that kind of work and no one really understands how they work
We've been heading that way for a long time before AI. AI is definitely making it worse in many cases, by lowering the bar to getting something that "works".
Like, you could write a web server in R. You'd need to bang your head against a wall for a while, which might make you think again, but with LLMs it's just a machine that is insanely goal oriented working very quickly.
CamperBob2
3 hours ago
We've been heading that way for a long time before AI. AI is definitely making it worse in many cases, by lowering the bar to getting something that "works".
Yes, it's very important that only the high priests speak the shibboleths and hold the keys to the Holy of Holies.
This attitude is what the PC revolution was fought to overcome. Talk about living long enough to see yourself become the villain...