athenot
22 days ago
This is a fun app.
One way I deal with people talking on speakerphone, is inviting myself into their conversation and making comments as if I were an active participant. That usually earns me a weird look, and then they go off speaker so I can't hear what's been said. Success.
Similar with folks watching reels on speaker, I fake a laugh or make comments about the content. It's awkward enough that they usually stop because they want a moment alone, not an interactive session with a stranger. Which ironically is the same thing I want too.
indrora
22 days ago
A friend of mine works AV at shows that have rotating DJs and one of the things she has on her mixer board is "The Suck Button."
It causes a mic at the other end of the room to get cut into the DJ's live feed monitor with a semitone shift down and some reverb. This causes all sorts of inner-ear chaos and usually clears a DJ off the stage when they're over time within a few minutes at most -- usually under 30 seconds. One time they were trying to figure out why it wasn't working and discovered that the DJ had muted their monitor feed, which explained why they were not only peaking the meters but over time: They hadn't heard the FOUR warnings from the back of house that it was time to wrap up.
inlined
22 days ago
There was a coffee shop ages ago in SF that would every few hours play a cacophony (e.g. multiple songs at once). I assume it was to drive away people camping on their laptops to rotate tables. Understand but super annoying to people like me who had a timer to but food or drink no less than hourly to be a good citizen
ralferoo
22 days ago
It's maybe best not to give too much context to this, except just to warn you to turn down the volume and not watch if you might suffer from epilepsy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJT8vfraCmk
When this was first presented, I was watching this in a large dark hall with this on the projector and the sound level set to extremely loud. Like a fool, I sat through this to the end wondering whether it was going to ever end rather than recognising it as a glorious troll.
CTDOCodebases
21 days ago
That's extremely annoying. I have a Bluetooth speaker that I was intending to repurpose into a device to combat inconsiderate smart phone usage. I connected it to my laptop and started playing multiple streams of Punjabi MC - Beware of the Boys. It was torturous.
My other idea was to get the line from dumb and dumber "Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world..." And just loop the sound continuously.
I might just try this project though and see how it goes.
acomjean
22 days ago
We had a friend who would play Metal when the ice cream store he worked at was closed but the customers were lingering too long. It generally worked, as he was immune.
paradox460
21 days ago
Carissa's Wierd used to put cacophony at the end of some of their songs to clear the house out as well
mitthrowaway2
22 days ago
That reminds me of the "speech jammer", which won an Ignobel Prize last decade. It's an acoustic gun that combines a directional microphone and speaker array with a delay, tripping up the speaker.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/shut-up-speech-jammer-among-201...
pseudosavant
22 days ago
I've recently become a convert to this kind of thinking. The person invited the public to join in when they decided to have a public speakerphone call. If they don't want my responses or laughter, they get annoyed and stop the behavior I was finding annoying in the first place.
I don't even have to act like I'm bothered by it, or that I find their behavior offensive. They change their behavior because they are bothered by mine.
onethought
22 days ago
How is that different than two people talking in person? Do you interrupt them as well?
itishappy
22 days ago
Yup. Online too! I have no qualms about adding my two cents to any loud public conversations.
stavros
22 days ago
Do you think having your conversation on speakerphone in public is the same as talking to someone?
mezyt
22 days ago
A half conversation is a lot more disruptive because your brain try to fill in the gap of information.
lxgr
21 days ago
If their voices sounded shrill/unnaturally amplified/too loud, definitely. Listening to an annoying conversation on speakerphone is 10x more annoying than when it's face-to-face.
xattt
22 days ago
How do you deal with the small possibility that the offending person is unhinged (since they’ve already chosen to throw out societal mores out the window) and could physically hurt you?
Spooky23
22 days ago
It’s a two-way street.
I used to have to deal with unhinged people on the regular and one of the techniques that keep the peace and stay safe is to present an edge that gives the vibe that you may be more unhinged.
My dad used to run housing projects, and my uncle was an assistant principal at one of the most violent schools in New York City. They were like Jedi masters of presence. They had stories that were absolutely insane.
getdoneist
22 days ago
It is pure game theory. An aggressive person expects no bad outcomes from his passive victim. If they get a signal that their own outcome may be not that good, even marginally, this very often changes their behaviour.
That's why the advice to act submissively presented as "avoiding confrontation" is often the wrong advice.
You are not seeking confrontation, but you should signal that you are ready for confrontation. Stops aggressive behaviour very often.
echelon_musk
22 days ago
> They had stories that were absolutely insane.
Don't leave us hanging.
reassess_blind
22 days ago
Personally, it's not worth living in fear of that small chance. If you're alone and they're visibly on drugs or something then yeah, better to just move. Otherwise we just let people get away with bad behavior.
charcircuit
22 days ago
It's illegal for them to hurt you.
bravetraveler
22 days ago
> It's illegal for them to hurt you.
A well-known inhibitor for the unhinged.
I wish I had the social awareness to troll [the right] people [well] in the moment like this. I've misjudged the dangerous ones enough, find that has blocked my words.
iammrpayments
22 days ago
Just lift weights, or say it’s just a prank I guess
taneq
21 days ago
Diet, exercise, and physical training, probably?
user
22 days ago
boogieknite
22 days ago
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away0g
22 days ago
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anotherevan
22 days ago
Sidled up next to the guy and said loudly, “Mr Smith? Mr Smith? The mistress is ready for you now!”
cool-RR
22 days ago
It's my fantasy to do this. Congrats on having the courage.
hyperbolablabla
22 days ago
My friend does this and I feel the same way. I could never bring myself to do this, I cant even smile at people
jitbit
17 days ago
Sometimes when college kids in a hotel room next to mine are being too loud, I go out, check their room number , go back to my room and give them a call (usually just dialing the room number works).
I pretend to be “Jason from reception” and that “other guests are complaining about the noise”. Works every time.
latexr
21 days ago
Fun solution! But what do you do if the person is listening to loud music? There’s nothing to comment there.
NoSalt
22 days ago
This is a good way to shanked on the D.C. Metro.
jcbe
22 days ago
Kind of a funny day to post this (WMATA just released data showing crime rates at a 25-year low)