But that doesn't explain where the dumps are coming from.
> What further complicates matters is that Chen details how the kernel dumps created after pressing the power button for 8 seconds do, in fact, get sent to Microsoft once the computer turns on again. In fact, he is one of the people who gets to see these dumps and respond to them, so obviously they are indeed rolling in.
Appropriately for halloween, this seems somewhat spooky.
I guess that many PCs don't generate the dumps because they shut down after a shorter period, and they're just analyzing kernel dumps from a subset of PCs.
Right, but that means there must be some PCs that take > 8 seconds. Has... anyone ever seen one? In the past two decades? (I'm time bounding the question only because I know nascent PCs did lots of weird stuff.)
It's not like there are that many PC SKUs out there (or motherboard SKUs for custom stuff). And even if there are two weird models, how useful is only that data?
The cool thing is my office Microsoft Surface Laptop that will randomly wake up and sit there with its keyboard backlight full on and act dead... then you have to hold it for 30 seconds!
I guess I'm the one contributing to those crashlogs.