4 hours ago
> As of 07:55 UTC, we are experiencing issues with the Dashboard, Express Dashboard on all platforms and Mobile surfaces. We’re continuing to investigate and will post further updates. API requests and payment processing are unaffected by this issue.
2 hours ago
Today's Downtime Mystery: Another instance of vibe-coding ? Did the pull request 'came from within the company' ?
3 hours ago
Looks like the dashboard was down. Payments continued to work. And I guess the dashboard is back up now?
an hour ago
Yeah, that's the interesting part.
In big systems, you usually find out what's mission-critical by seeing what still works when something goes sideways.
4 hours ago
This might be a slightly more useful link: https://downdetector.com/status/stripe/
3 hours ago
It would be nice if they could reduce the dashboards memory consumption while they're at it!
4 hours ago
Payment links still seem to be working. Just the dashboard?
4 hours ago
Link is to the dashboard? I do not have a stripe account
4 hours ago
3 hours ago
Sound of an old LP record scratch while the global economy grinds to a halt…
3 hours ago
/me looks nervously at the Strait of Hormuz.
33 minutes ago
4 hours ago
I think Azure exploded and knocked a bunch of things offline
3 hours ago
Stripe is using AWS
3 hours ago
The inability for engineers to think about second-order effects of down stream providers always tickles me.
3 hours ago
I am aware of those but there are no signs of this being related to an Azure outage nor did I find any signs that there even was an Azure outage.
2 hours ago
It makes a lot more sense when you stop thinking of these people as engineers.
2 hours ago
That's true.
The Harold Ableson GIF of him scratching out the word Science, then the word Computer comes to mind.