I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.

~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)

So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.

While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.

Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.

The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.

I’m kinda surprised we are not mandated to call it America Intelligence. The initials would still be AI!

I’m personally still bummed basilisk.ai was taken. Looked for it as soon as I heard about that silly thing. Was going to make a Geocities style “shrine to Roko’s Basilisk.”

He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.

[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...

The Klarna meals ad is definitely going on the bingo board for 2027.

The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke

https://xkcd.com/37/

OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

BaAs - Balls as a service.

Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.

S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State

Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.

Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...

Art

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.

Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7

Needs more gold.

Closing an ad automatically adds you to Epstein list, but don't worry, nothing will happen.

Those limericks are straight up fire!

call

if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent

This website brings back memories

WHAT IS THIS

i like big ass

I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/

Wtf is that hahahah