This was awesome to look through, very nice web design (I wish I could make things that actually looked nice). Though according to your own findings you aren't very likely to make it to the top of Show HN today, but maybe this comment will help.

It's quite funny that this submission is currently at the top of Show HN.

(Author here) I’ve to complete part 3. Spoiler: HN is actually not getting meaner and is shockingly consistent!

Cool site, cool idea.