> "Your CPU is ARM-family — we know from a single subtraction"

Not sure what went wrong for you but I'm running an i9

> "Your battery is at 100%"

I don't think my desktop computer has a battery

> "Microphones attached = 1, Audio outputs attached = 1"

Windows audio settings shows 3 inputs and 5 outputs currently

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