What did the Romans ever do for Christianity?

3 pointsposted 11 hours ago
by andsoitis

3 Comments

pmdulaney

10 hours ago

If it weren't for a small group of Romans the Church would not have its greatest theological document, Paul's letter to the Romans.

elmer2

9 hours ago

The persecution started the entire basis for the religion. It may not have spread as far without it.

_wire_

8 hours ago

Monty Python's Life of Brian:

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Reg: Romans have bled us white, the bastards! They've taken everything we ever had! And not just from us, but from our fathers, and from our father's fathers!

Stan: And from our father's father's fathers.

Reg: And what have they ever given us in return?!

Revolutionary #1: ...The aquaduct?

Reg: What?

Revolutionary #1: The aquaduct.

Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah they did give us that. That's true, yeah.

Revolutionary #2: And, uh, sanitation.

Stan: Oh yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city USED to be like.

Reg: Alright, I'll grant you the aquaduct and the sanitation. The two things the Romans HAVE done.

Matthias: And the roads!

Reg: Yeah, well obviously the roads! I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But APART from sanitation, the aquaducts and the roads...

Revolutionary #3: Irrigation?

Revolutionary #1: Medicine.

Revolutionary #5: Education?

Reg: Yeah, alright, fair enough...

Revolutionary #5: And the wine!

Francis: Yeah! Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.

Revolutionary #6: Public baths.

Stan: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.

Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it -- they're the only ones who COULD in a place like this.

Reg: Alright, but APART from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health... what have the Romans ever done for us?

Revolutionary #1: ...Brought peace?