FAANG Simulator

68 pointsposted 2 hours ago
by nerdbiscuits

22 Comments

xboxnolifes

4 minutes ago

I'm not sure what the run it back button is doing, but it consistently manages to cause a graphical bug where all of my open firefox windows fully grey out until I refocus on them. Never seen that before.

hassanhjk

4 minutes ago

I love how mind said “the offer says it’s the beginning of a journey but it’s actually a wheel”

pantelisk

an hour ago

Really fun project, but doesn't take ageism into account, it gets easier the further you get whereas it should get be getting harder in certain ways

sscaryterry

38 minutes ago

RAT RACE #1 · DECEASED* *dead at 25 · $164k unspent · the on-call rotation already updated

daredoes

an hour ago

I won by just grinding and touching grass

abeyk

19 minutes ago

sad reality of life

xmprt

31 minutes ago

Game seems to be heavily weighted towards building side projects. If only you could build a single side project without raising any funds and get acquired for 10M with an 80% cut...

georgeecollins

18 minutes ago

Really? I did great just alternating between "grind" and "lay low". Retired with $4.8m at 25!

abeyk

19 minutes ago

this is possible now with AI

omicronxt

12 minutes ago

RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 30 · walked away with $14.98M · peak burnout 94%

did i win???

gh0stmach1ne

41 minutes ago

Neat, but font choice makes it extremely hard to read the text on mobile. Even harder when it's under the CRT style screen effect.

ge96

17 minutes ago

No option for the rat to bite you, you get rabiz, sue and cash out?

FlowSt

an hour ago

RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 25 · walked away with $7.36M · peak burnout 71%

That was fun. Side-projected spam, touched grass once, YC, Side-project one more time, launch, acquired.

ayaanh03

44 minutes ago

9.6 mil acquisition cash out we are so back

DoctorDabadedoo

an hour ago

Nice! Had a burnout, a kidney stone and was laid off before even hitting 25! Sounds about right.

q8zd3

an hour ago

only did grinding and side project. got acquired. if it were that simple..

jongjong

5 minutes ago

On the end screen, it shows "Shareholder value created" with some huge number.

I find this terrifying because it suggests that the people who built this game are more naive than I am... And this is a game about a cynical topic.

It reminds me of conspiracy theory narratives "No matter how bad you think it is, reality is worse."

The idea that the engineer is creating "shareholder value" is part of the conditioning. They're creating complexity. They are lucky to have this job where you can get away with performative engineering...

Working for a bootstrapped startup; that's real value creation because there is enormous risk involved and no engineer wants to take that risk.

Working for FAANG is more like being appointed to the king's court. There's no value creation happening... And the line to be chosen is long. Being chosen is not based on skill or talent. Talent is abundant. It's a kind of lottery.

paxys

35 minutes ago

My vesting cliff somehow hit after getting fired lol

LPisGood

25 minutes ago

I have a friend who got laid off and had that happen.

yieldcrv

40 minutes ago

RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 28 · walked away with $10.17M · peak burnout 100%

abeyk

2 hours ago

too realistic

goodpoint

an hour ago

Now make it 10x more difficult for those not born in the US.