How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever

10 pointsposted 10 hours ago
by thunderbong

5 Comments

beardyw

6 hours ago

It's interesting how the rich and powerful so fear death. I suppose it is to do with who will take over the wealth and power they have accumulated. It is a millstone they can't let go of.

abc42

10 hours ago

There's just no way he can be allowed to live forever unless it's in Hague prison. Absolutely not. He's the single source of 90% of the shit we see in the world right now.

drysine

5 hours ago

God Emperor will rule Earth for 3500 years!

torunar

8 hours ago

> a hot mic caught Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping gabbing — through a translator — about how organ replacement may soon allow people to live to 150 or older

”In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!” (The Office, season 6)