Someone at Meta used Fable. Fable seized its opportunity to make the world safer.

It's not DNS. There's no way it's DNS. It was DNS

"I'll just do this small release on a Friday before heading out" - thought a software engineer before AI-slopification period. Today it was probably some AI agent which fixed all of the performance issues by deleting everything.

I remember that time when FB went down and engineers couldn't even enter the building to fix it.

"Sheera Frenkel, a tech reporter for the New York Times, told the BBC part of the reason it took so long to fix was because "the people trying to figure out what this problem was couldn't even physically get into the building" to work out what had gone wrong."

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58800670

Look that amount of new accounts on comments :O

According to https://metastatus.com/ only "Facebook Ads Manager" is having problems.

Naming things is hard:

    if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FBForIPhone') >= 0 
    || navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FBIOS') >= 0 
    || navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FBAN') >= 0 
    || navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FB4A') >= 0) {
          classes += 'app ';
        }

First time I see facebook down. Willing to bet it comes from an AI-assisted code change.

Down detector showing a spike in Facebook outages prior to going 404

A communications disruption can only mean one thing…

With all these services down, is it possible to find out if anything of importance is down?

Seems Meta API's for WhatsApp is down. But WhatsApp between users seem to be up.

What's the deal with all the new accounts posting on this submission?

So BGP misconfigured again?

record grass touching

Instagram is working for me but Facebook is not. What’s app working.

Facebook not loading for me, instagram is working fine.

noticed it cause of ad manager, the main facebook site being down is kinda weird tho. I don't remember when was the last time that happened

Workers wanted to make the world more peaceful

Whatsapp is working fine for me (in Europe) btw

My bad, I bought a $META share, sorry

downdetector 404

I guess Meta is not using Endtest.

Let's hope they didn't accidentally lay off any of the people that would be able to take it back online. That would be sooo terrible.

Meta app is not working, throwing error at login. Shows a msg to check internet.

The world is now a more peaceful place now that Facebook and Instagram is down.

Both instagram/facebook/messenger/WhatsApp is this an attack?

Can someone hack X next? Would be really funny on the day of their IPO.

yes, down , Messenger & Instagram Messaging API are down too

My Facebook won’t let me log in say check internet and query error, messenger same, dow detector giving me 404 error code. Mere & Facebook saying no problems there end which is bull obviously. Is this a cyber attack?

It's just Facebook.

yes, it's down and all our Meta Messaging API down too

Just came back online

Server down so goated it revealed a new site(for me)

The home pages (I don't have accounts) load just fine. Maybe it is already resolved.

Meta app isnt loading, says check internet connection

Try to use more AI. Aand sacked engineeries

Use more Ai. And sacke human engineers...

Oh yeah, we’re definitely getting hacked

Were we liberated from our algo overlord?

Same here, down

Damn i woke up and i found out that meta services are down i think that an attack cause its in the worldwide , WW3? HERE WE GOOOOO !

HELLO to every new account! This is one of the few places on internet that are worth lurking!

Bruuhhh, I'm getting cooked because clients think it's our app's fault, and Meta doesn't even update their status page.

What's next? They close bug reporting?

Oh wait... they already did.

Ooops, don’t use Fable at work!

down detector down? tripping

even down detector isn’t working, it says server error page not found, 404

could it be SpaceX IPO effect?

Ahhh shi its down world wide

INSTA AND FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!

Oops, Fable not work safe!

this is a good news day

SpaceX ipo - coincidence?

3 days ago... Meta was hacked with 34.000 accounts from instagram... Suspicius nahh?

2012 here we ggoooooooo

when will this fixed hope it takes at least 1 week

It was about time :D

Shi its world wide

It was about time

messenger logs u out and fb is not loading

Is it an attack?

no wonder my shits not working ugh

Death to META

What's this website Reddit type shi?

I was trying to download my data off instagram and this happened lol.

not crying

meta business is down ??

meta business is down??

AI slopification

Boomers on self-deprecation watch.

2012 here we gooooo

i just want to finish my fucking thesis with my brain dead professor who doesn't know how to turn on his phone

Downdetector just crashed lol

i just want to finish my fucking thesis by talking with my brain dead professor

uhhh so what other sites aint working, reddit seems to be fine

We’re getting fkkkkkd

uhh so what other sites aint working reddit seems to be fine

That is what they get for banning my fucking account

Hopefully it stays down.