Firewood Splitting Simulator

126 pointsposted 4 days ago
by memalign

34 Comments

comrade1234

33 minutes ago

Half the battle is having the right stance so that you don't accidentally embed the axe in your shin.

yardshop

32 minutes ago

The pieces look like they retain the shapes I cut them in when stacked. I started cutting them as pie slices, but then tried a few as parallel chops, and they get stacked in those shapes.

Also interesting is the shadows of leaves that stay consistent on the scene as the pile grows, but they don't appear on the splitting area itself.

Lots of engine noise too, I guess that's the ambience in this person's back yard! Probably true for lots of us.

nZac

an hour ago

This simulates a person far more skilled than me.

I never had to adjust the chunk to get it to sit right, the maul hit exactly where I told it to, and it even stacked itself!

bluGill

25 minutes ago

Never had the maul get stuck in the wood. Never had the wood fly off the splitting stump.

sklargh

an hour ago

If this triggers your interest in IRL firewood splitting it’s a very meditative and satisfying yard job. Also great mild to moderate workout between the splitting and stacking, especially on a crisp Fall afternoon.

delichon

39 minutes ago

I have a lot of splitting to do right now, and you're welcome to it. I'll only charge a low nominal fee. But let me know before September, because that's when I usually go rent a hydraulic splitter from the local hardware store. Then I spend a very long day splitting so that I can return it the next day.

I've spent a lot of time splitting with a big maul, but for me it's harder that it looks. I've broken two mauls by striking to far. And even with "soft" wood, I have stacks of green rounds that I couldn't split at all, the maul just bounces off. But I'm glad that you enjoy the process, I'd probably enjoy watching you work.

1dontnkow_

5 minutes ago

This reminded me when we I was a kid we had to split the wood for the whole winter and that was actually a huge job all day or few days and way harder than just a moderate workout.

I hated it then but actually now I miss the time I spend with my father and brother.

nickstinemates

10 minutes ago

Taking a few minutes out of the day to to split some logs to hear your house for your family feels incredibly rewarding and satisfying.

crimsonnoodle58

an hour ago

Good workout and satisfying, I totally agree. I actually really enjoy it.

But the long term effects on your joints, even if you think you have perfect technique, its better to just get a wood splitter. We can do a whole winters wood in less than a day now, with minimal effort.

PyWoody

27 minutes ago

If you're chopping wood in the Fall, I sure hope it's for next year's winter.

codemonkey-zeta

a minute ago

Nope, splitting green wood is much more difficult than splitting dried logs, so I often cut a tree in the spring, stack the rounds, then split those rounds in the fall.

People overestimate how dry wood needs to be to burn correctly. Just have some ultra-dry kindling (seasoned for 2+ years) and you won't have any problems.

On the contrary, I know some folks who let all their wood dry too far, and it burned way too hot and ruined their stove (and almost burned their house down).

astura

20 minutes ago

Don't listen to this noise; it fucking sucks, it's kinda dangerous, and it's not at all meditative. It's the exact opposite of meditative. My parents made me do it because they certainly didn't want to, because it sucks. I'm so glad I don't have to split firewood ever again.

If you're looking for a meditative exercise try yoga.

ab_goat

an hour ago

What about when you’re splitting a log with a branch and the maul bounces straight back up? Lol

ab_goat

an hour ago

Beautiful sim. Looks like red oak. As someone who has split a lot of wood, wish it could incorporate more of the struggles of splitting logs.

- missing your spot by 6” or more and creating a tiny shard that goes flying - the log you’re aiming at falling as you are in your backswing - getting your maul stuck halfway down the split

andwur

33 minutes ago

Could do with a difficulty setting that includes when you inherit someone else's log pile, someone who really enjoyed making every cut on a new and more inventive angle than the last.

Normally a wedge is used to split the wood, but it also doubles as a wedge to be wedged underneath just so you can get the log to stand up.

Also, Y sections (ycombinator mode?). 40 hits later and you might have a nice pile of woodchips, very rarely will it actually split in any clean way.

neogodless

an hour ago

Yeah this needs pieces with knots, and having to swing at least 3 times before the initial split works. Very unrealistic, 3/10. Need some wedge + sledgehammer modes.

Also how do I simulate my shoulder and lower back hurting?

jojobas

an hour ago

You'll like Spintires.

KronisLV

15 minutes ago

And MudRunner and SnowRunner as well! Great games (in a sometimes frustrating way).

Icons8

12 minutes ago

That was a satisfying part of my day. Thank you.

MBCook

32 minutes ago

This works amazingly well on my iPhone with obvious touch controls.

Very impressive.

ElSchorschoDE

an hour ago

Very satisfying & simplistic. I also like the stacking, well done!

Funnily enough, I've been making a game with an extremely similar mechanic, only in low poly and with a focus on upgrades (both "real" and ridiculous DIY axes) and "drunk backyard dad" jokes. It's called Drunk Woodcutter and coming to Steam in Q4.

ETH_start

12 minutes ago

Quite realistic. Could be more realistic still if you could chop two blocks at once.

blackdogie

an hour ago

That was a fun work out. I was wondering what happened when you "filled" the circle of firewood.

ralfd

an hour ago

What happens?

kevmo314

an hour ago

It starts stacking a second circle

Waterluvian

an hour ago

I need a fireplace or bonfire simulator that I can throw these into.

alansaber

an hour ago

The momentum on the camera spin is very annoying. Really cool though

tharkun__

an hour ago

That and the fact that you can rotate w/ left click as well. Turns out I naturally drag the mouse a little. So having rotate on right click only would be way less annoying, especially when combined with the momentum.

olalonde

an hour ago

Honestly I'm more fascinated by the grass around, but I haven't played games in a long time.

hagbard_c

43 minutes ago

Nice sim, there's one thing missing though: splitting two sections at the same time. It do this all the time as it can almost double splitting speed when dealing with mid-size logs. Split the log in two halves, making sure to keep the halves close together. Rotate around the splitting block by about 60°, split again hitting both halves at the same time. Do this once more and you've split the log into 6 60° sections, a good size for stacking in the fireplace and also a good section size to be able to light a fire. I split between 5 m³ and 7 m³ of firewood per year which is enough to heat our house and cook our food, have been doing this for about 20 years now so I have some experience. The double-split is a good time saver.

daakni

an hour ago

Feels very satisfying

mehtablr

32 minutes ago

Its same as dbdiagram, what's new in this?