The SpaceX IPO Will Be the Theft of the Century

103 pointsposted 9 hours ago
by 400thecat

86 Comments

400thecat

9 hours ago

An S-1 full of fantasies, insiders who will pocket millions, index companies that have changed the rules: it's all a recipe for regular people to have their pockets picked.

sschueller

7 hours ago

The point-to-point travel with starship is the one that urks me the most. It is completely unrealistic and will never happen. They have Zürich, Switzerland as a destination. There is no place in all of Zürich to facility such a thing, you will blow out every window in the city at each launch. Absolutely ridiculous that anyone would take this serious.

Also don't get me started on data centers in space idea...

When the Chinese land on the moon sometime in 2030 and the US still doesn't have a way to get there, will Elon finally reap the consequences for his lies or just the interim NASA admin that gave Space X the contract?

ryandvm

2 minutes ago

I dunno, data centers in space seems even more outlandish than P2P space travel. The math on the orbital data center idea indicates that these things would need hundreds of thousands of square meters of radiative cooling. Absolutely bonkers that anyone is falling for this shit.

duskwuff

6 hours ago

And even that pales in comparison to their estimate of a $22.7T (T!) market for their AI "enterprise applications".

As a point of reference, the GDP of the United States is roughly $30T.

dogwalker5000

7 hours ago

> When the Chinese land on the moon sometime in 2030 and the US still doesn't have a way to get there, will Elon finally reap the consequences for his lies or just the interim NASA admin that gave Space X the contract?

In all likelihood, neither.

michaelt

7 hours ago

The other stuff is bad, but surely "insiders who will pocket millions" is normal for an IPO?

whateveracct

8 hours ago

it'll be a small from our pockets individually. but it'll add up to what elon needs.

this is the new playbook.

overfeed

7 hours ago

> this is the new playbook.

Same as the old playbook, just scaled up. Tesla got billions from state subsidies and selling carbon credits.

prolly97

7 hours ago

So this guy was pretty active in the TeslaQ community. They believed Tesla to be (extremely) overvalued in 2017-2019 on the grounds that they would never become profitable.. or something. They lost a lot of money shorting Tesla. https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/91aha1/montana...

Anyways, seems like he's keeping the grudge alive.

They were right about a couple of things back then. But majorly wrong in aggregate and with respect to the outcome.

dozerly

7 hours ago

To be fair, they were overvalued in those days as well. Just because the on-paper value went up doesn’t make their statements false, it just means we’ve continued the charade.

prolly97

6 hours ago

When I followed TeslaQ, the valuation was around 60b. Today Tesla has 39b in accumulated retained earning (pr latest 10k, not q).

If the thesis was that Tesla would be unable to create a system that would churn out cars that could be sold at scale with an economic surplus, then we have to reject it.

bryanlarsen

2 hours ago

And Elon has also acknowledged that they came within a hair of going bankrupt during that model 3 production ramp up. Tesla was either going to go bankrupt or become quite valuable, and their proper valuation would have been based on the unknowable odds of the two scenarios. Maybe it wa a 1% chance of going bankrupt, maybe it was 99%.

user

3 hours ago

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rich_sasha

3 hours ago

I mean. Sure. Value is ultimately what someone will pay for something, and the name of the game is to buy low and sell high. People who bought TSLA made money.

The point is, it's completely irrational - like winning lottery 3x in a row. Tesla's PE ratio, depending on how you look at it, something like 200-350. That means that if nothing changes, the expected return of earnings on your investment is 0.3-0.5%. You'll struggle to find a riskless fixed income instrument paying this little.

Ok, so clearly that's not why people buy this. They hope the earnings will increase, and/or the value of the stock. Seeing as you can lock in 4.5% riskless yield for 10 years, you'd hope for at least this much from a stock - realistically much more. Let's call it 7% - still low methinks but so be it. That's 14-25x more than it earns now.

You could say you don't care about earnings - just about price increase. Sure. But even to maintain the meagre PE ratio, earnings would have to double over 10 years. But realistically - this PE seems crazy for anything other than a crazy-high-growth stock. Which maybe Tesla is now but can't be forever. If it crawls down to a meagre 50x PE in 10 years time, to make your 7% return, earnings would still need to increase 8-14x in that time.

Maybe they can do it. They now sell, apparently, about 2% of all cars. No idea if total car production is stable; if it stays the same, and their margins stay the same, Tesla would need to increase their market share 8-14x too, to 16-28%. Maybe they can improve their margins and sell fewer cars, yet make more money - but typically increasing market share comes with lower profit margins as you lower the price to sell more stuff.

This is a veery bullish scenario. This is something an investment analyst for any other stock would need to sweat blood to argue. Yet this is what youre committing to when buying Tesla today.

Of course none of it really matters at the end of the day. Prices can levitate forever given enough believers. Wars can apparently be declared won with tweets with nothing to back them up - repeatedly. But if you think reality will come at some point, this is what is needed for Tesla to make sense as an investment.

satvikpendem

6 hours ago

Or maybe that's just what value is, what someone else would pay for something.

bmink

6 hours ago

To be fair, few could have anticipated that Tesla and Musk would be unaffected by valid scrutiny and criticism.

This is also addressed in the article:

> E. DON’T TRY TO SHORT SPACEX!!

> Elon Musk is a cult figure. Moreover, he has again and again proven himself immune to any meaningful market, legal, or regulatory scrutiny.

> Musk’s detractors have been correct about Tesla’s terrible fundamentals, its Full Self-Driving lies, its robotaxi fantasies, its shaky accounting. But when they have imagined these things might affect the stock price, they have been wrong.

prolly97

6 hours ago

All that. But also he makes products so compelling that people who dislike him drives in them. "Fuck Elon" gotta be an all time top seller among bumper stickers.

> few could have anticipated that Tesla and Musk would be unaffected by valid scrutiny and criticism.

This almost implies that the scrutiny itself, and not the economic reality, should be the reason of Teslas demise or otherwise lesser financial outcome. Which seems a little self referential. If Elon doesn't wash his hands after peeing, and we pointed it out, that would be valid criticism. Ewww pee-hands. But the economic reality and aggregate outcome wouldn't change.

Like not even if the frontpage of WSJ, The Times or FT said "eww Elon pee-hands".

And that the thing - with enterprises of this scale, you could always nitpick and find some things that are suboptimal. But we gotta see it in proportion. 100mm accounting error in Tesla is not the same as a 100mm accounting error in the local McDonalds franchise. For one the error is magnitudes larger than their real economic footprint. For the other it's a rounding error.

TL;DR: I hear you - yes there is valid criticism. We just gotta see it in proportion. I like Teslas cars. But I don't like pee-hands.

general1465

6 hours ago

Grudge? I would say he was spot on. And he still is.

l23k4

6 hours ago

How exactly do those numbers add up in your mind?

At around $60B valuation sometime in 2018, how was TeslaQ spot on?

Are you maybe claiming that Tesla is lying in their current disclosures?

general1465

5 hours ago

So what is the reason of Tesla having greater valuation than Toyota while making 3 car models and you can't connect Apple Car / Android Auto into either ?

Do you think that Kathie Woods trying to memestock Tesla to 2000USD/share is normal?

Or do you think that promises like 20 million cars / year within 2030 while having extremely limited amount of models were ever achievable?

l23k4

5 hours ago

Tesla has been able to demonstrate significant growth which Toyota hasn't.

>Do you think that Kathie Woods trying to memestock Tesla to 2000USD/share is normal?

Frankly, I don't see why any sane adult would care enough to have an opinion.

>Or do you think that promises like 20 million cars / year within 2030 while having extremely limited amount of models were ever achievable?

I doubt the timeline was, I don't see why the model range would really be an issue.

piva00

4 hours ago

> Tesla has been able to demonstrate significant growth which Toyota hasn't.

That doesn't mean much when Toyota was already a behemoth company, it's much harder to grow when you are already enormous.

henry2023

7 hours ago

It's hard to know if SpaceX will flop in a week or in a decade but what I'm pretty confident on is a lot of retail capital allocated in Tesla will be redistributed to SpaceX.

So my trade on IPO day will be long $X SpaceX, short $X Tesla. Wait 1 month. Wish me luck.

CactusBlue

7 hours ago

How do you know that this isn't already priced by quant firms?

TurdF3rguson

7 hours ago

More like: why would you think it's not already priced in. Answer: I'm super special!

satvikpendem

6 hours ago

Musk's plan is to merge Tesla and SpaceX into one company.

amai

an hour ago

New name: Stark Industries?

riv991

7 hours ago

I liked Matt Levine's take in his latest podcast. You buy an index because you want to own the market. If you want to own the market in 2026 you want to own SpaceX and Anthropic, and probably OpenAI too.

That said, if you think this is as bad as the article claims you'll obviously buy SpaceX at IPO, then sell it when Index funds are obligated to buy.

ChadNauseam

7 hours ago

> That said, if you think this is as bad as the article claims you'll obviously buy SpaceX at IPO, then sell it when Index funds are obligated to buy.

The price at IPO will obviously be influenced by expectations of a future purchase by index funds... as an analogy, if it became public knowledge that next week, 1,000,000 people would all be required to buy gold, the price of gold would go up today, not next week

andsoitis

7 hours ago

By making inclusion near-certain and fast, the rule changes may actually reduce the post-IPO inclusion pop (it gets priced in at IPO) while increasing the IPO price itself and the volatility on rebalance day due to the float constraint.

400thecat

7 hours ago

yes! Michael Munger expressed it beautifully: "anything that is going to happen has already happened"

simonjgreen

7 hours ago

This IPO marks and inflection point where a fund that tracks whole market value shifts in definition, because of the forced rush value nature of the rule changes.

If the fast entry rule changes hadn’t happened I would agree with you entirely.

chii

7 hours ago

The rule change where nasdaq adds a weighting factor to spacex's float is what causes distortions - it artificially increases the size of spacex's cap weight without actually having more shares.

Fortunately, this only affects indices that follow nasdaq, and from what i know, no other index is following this. That means it's "safe" to purchase a globally diversified, cap weighted index fund (safe as in the float isn't manipulated).

People talk of the demise of passive investing due to this, but most of the commentary fail to mention it's a specific, nasdaq thing and not a general change.

user

6 hours ago

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l23k4

5 hours ago

>People talk of the demise of passive investing due to this, but most of the commentary fail to mention it's a specific, nasdaq thing and not a general change.

Because they do not give a shit about the actual subject, and are simply seeking to introduce their ideological struggles into a domain they know nothing about.

This vaguely touches all the favorite topics of crowd suffering from bluesky brainrot:

Musk? Bad.

Finance? Bad.

SpaceX? Bad.

AI? Bad.

Trump? Bad.

itskokeh

6 hours ago

Falcon 9 proved SpaceX can deliver on hard engineering promises. Why isn't that track record factored into the business case here?

Is the argument that SpaceX the business fails, or just that the IPO price is disconnected from reality?

How much of the index fund manipulation concern applies to any mega-cap IPO, vs. something unique to SpaceX?

rich_sasha

2 hours ago

> Falcon 9 proved SpaceX can deliver on hard engineering promises. Why isn't that track record factored into the business case here?

Toyota, NASA, many people have done it many times. They have also failed many times. Failure happens, even after successes.

Starship has come a long way but it can still fail on so many ways. They may simply not progress. The rockets may prove too expensive to reuse, or not reliable. The market might not be there.

But the valuation is as if they have already achieved it and will definitely make a fortune out of it.

> How much of the index fund manipulation concern applies to any mega-cap IPO, vs. something unique to SpaceX?

Fair question. Index inclusion typically happens when stocks have reached some equilibrium, in particular they have been trading for a while and have a fair price. Also they need a substantial amount of shares trading in public, not held by insiders.

SpaceX will be neither. The concern is that the IPO price is hugely inflated (which is possible to rig but only short term) inflating its market cap and thus it's weight in the index. Then all these index funds will be forced to fight over the small amount of shares inflating the price further.

This happens in micro scale when normal stocks enter indices, but nowhere near to this extent, and it's typically for a established, well priced securities.

tick_tock_tick

8 hours ago

This is just the dude that's famous for getting Tesla wrong constantly? If he's convinced it's going south it's probably an easy 100% gain from the IPO.

avaer

7 hours ago

That's not an argument for. Maybe we don't want to live in a world of thievery, or be thieves ourselves.

Veedrac

5 hours ago

You don't have to argue the opposite of a prediction to disbelieve sources with poor track records.

system2

7 hours ago

Well, the entire stock market is a world of thievery. Are you saying do not invest in any stocks and let your money rot in a savings account due to inflation?

l23k4

7 hours ago

What thievery happens in the stock market?

atmavatar

a minute ago

HFT is nothing short of skimming off the top at scale.

gorgoiler

7 hours ago

Why do index funds follow the exact companies in the index itself? Is it simply a branding thing? I’m buying into S&P500 because S&P500 is a highly recognized term used to mean “The US Economy”?

I feel that what this article is telling me is that passive funds are becoming active funds by way of manipulating the index itself. Kind of like if you’re passively invested in Brazil winning the World Cup but you can’t adjust the team or tactics, so instead you move the goal posts to where they’re about to kick the ball?

Pension funds seem more selective on the other hand. It’s always been the case that you can adjust your palette based on personal preference eg green energy, no weapons, tech stocks, etc.

stuxnet79

6 hours ago

> Why do index funds follow the exact companies in the index itself?

The fund itself is a financial product with a fee attached. Regardless of an index's perceived "quality" funds will always be created as long as there is investor demand. In recent years there has been an explosion of exotic "thematic" ETFs with exaggerated returns & comparatively higher fees. These tend not to attract the most sophisticated crowd. You can be sure they won't perform well into the long term.

> Is it simply a branding thing? I’m buying into S&P500 because S&P500 is a highly recognized term used to mean “The US Economy”?

Absolutely, it is 100% branding. For better or for worse S&P500 is the barometer of US economic health. There's every incentive to manipulate it to score political points.

l23k4

5 hours ago

>I feel that what this article is telling me is that passive funds are becoming active funds by way of manipulating the index itself.

It's wrong. They're undoing a previous manipulation and making the index more accurately reflect the market.

orwin

3 hours ago

Explain to me how adding weights to the float is undoing a previous manipulation and not manipulating the numbers.

l23k4

2 hours ago

That's the Nasdaq-100 lol who cares? Are you buying it? It is literally just an arbitrary bucket of stocks.

throwfaraway135

6 hours ago

There is no good financial advice which works for everyone[1]. A lot of people may make enormous money on the short term and bail out before the crash. Or it may be exact opposite.

[1] Psychology of money

mamonster

6 hours ago

My only real issue with SpaceX is that Elon has mastered the art of hiding real jewels (in this case the Starlink business) behind a whole pile of shit, and then forcing you buy the whole thing as a package.

Having X and Grok be bundled with SpaceX (muh datacenters in space) is like SolarCity on steroids.

With regards to the index discussion, my over/under on an ETF that tracks the index minus SpaceX is like two months post IPO.

orwin

3 hours ago

No.

The future pedo-island in Albania, ex-protected island where the Trump family promised to only develop 8% of it before developing everything, skirting every environmental rules, every foreign investment rules to destroy what was a natural park where at most you could anchor next to is the theft of the century.

This is just american capitalism in america.

readthenotes1

7 hours ago

SpaceX a failure at 83% of mass to orbit. Yoikes.

bdamm

7 hours ago

The launch business is impressive relative to the launch industry, but in terms of company capital value, it is a very small part of the company.

I'm rooting for SpaceX, but even I can see that there's some extremely dicey work being done to mask the enormous sinkhole of XAi (and Twitter).

Ekaros

6 hours ago

83% mass to orbit of a market of what size? The valuation should absolutely reflect the size of market company operates in.

saltyoldman

8 hours ago

This is just eds. Same guy here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TSLAQ

He's got some kind of beef with Elon and has predicted TSLA stock will crash many times.

SwellJoe

7 hours ago

It is reasonable to predict TSLA stock will, someday, drop to something roughly reflective of the value of the company. It has a long way to fall to reach that point, but, there's no reason to think it won't happen eventually. The market can remain irrational for a long time, but the facts are what they are.

jillesvangurp

6 hours ago

Well, if Tesla gets merged into SpaceX at a record valuation (as was rumored is the intention recently), people with short positions would end up shorting SpaceX.

There are a lot of high stakes bets wrapped up in that company at this point already. AI, orbital launch business, communications networks, a little bit of Twitter/X, etc. And soon robots, grid battery, solar panels, electrical vehicles, autonomous driving, etc. They don't all have to work out to justify the combined valuation. Of course the facts are that quite a few of these lines of businesses are generating many billions in revenue already. It's at least a more diversified bet if a merge happens. Which might be why some share holders might prefer this. I don't have shares but I think that's a pretty rational attitude.

Still a risky bet of course. But betting that it will all fail might be the riskier one. Maybe it will just end up somewhere in between and not quite live up to expectations but still be a business generating lots of revenue with some healthy growth.

SwellJoe

6 hours ago

SpaceX is an even bigger scam, if that's possible.

saltyoldman

7 hours ago

This is like ANY company. What company will last forever. Not many.

SwellJoe

7 hours ago

Not every company trades at 387 PE on 2%-3% growth. I can't name any that do.

F sells an order of magnitude more cars (~$190 billion in revenue), and has a market cap of $62.8 billion vs TSLA market cap of $1.59 trillion.

TSLA is ridiculous. Any sane investor would look at those numbers and run as far and as fast as they can.

othomp

6 hours ago

Somehow people will read this fact and say it's not overvalued because it hasn't crashed yet.

system2

7 hours ago

Apple and Microsoft seem to be doing okay after many decades. Edison is 200 years old and is on the stock market. It is about finding the right product that will last. Tesla could be one of them if it can survive the next decade.

robbomacrae

6 hours ago

AAPL and MSFT have a P/E an order of magnitude lower than TSLA whilst both having revenue growth % yoy in the teens. They both make over a $100b in PROFIT a year. TSLA's? $4b and shrinking btw. Their highest P/E's since 2005 was under 50. AAPL reached 100 in June 2003 (around the time of the iTunes Store release.. mid iPod era but pre iPhone).

Comparing with MSFT and AAPL makes TSLA look even more insane.

jorisw

6 hours ago

What is EDS. It's mentioned in the Substack comments as well.

elp

4 hours ago

Elon Derangement Syndrome I presume.

Some of the pessimists are absolutely perma-bears who hate any thing to do with Elon to the point of madness, but still doesn't change the fact that this IPO makes no financial sense no matter how reasonably you try to look at it.

I listened to all 3 hours of the Dwarkesh interview with Elon. I would really really love to see mass drivers on the moon, but all the facts were obviously made up on the spot. This wasn't just the usual Elon exaggerating. It was pure fantasy stuff. All the hard engineering questions were just being hand-waved away along with reasons of why the data centers couldn't be here on earth.

Combine that with the fact that Elon will retain complete control of SpaceX. Yeah no. I wouldn't be crazy enough to short the stock but I really don't want any of my money in it either.

khazhoux

7 hours ago

How can a public sale ever be a theft?

avaer

7 hours ago

Maybe you didn't know this but:

  - many funds owned by the public will buy this, so people will be indirectly invested and could lose money
  - if this affects the economy, it will affect everyone

andsoitis

7 hours ago

All investments in equities carry risk of losing money. You also have a choice how much, if any, you are in the stock market and which stocks. As the market conditions change or the economy changes, it is your responsibility to manage your own investments.

l23k4

7 hours ago

How is that supposed to answer the question? It seems like you completely ignored it and decided to share unrelated complaints, the things you describe are not even vaguely theft-adjacent.

mordae

7 hours ago

Most have their pension automatically track index. Nasdaq changes rules so that the pension funds are forced to buy stock while very volatile and likely overpriced.

elp

3 hours ago

I'm willing to bet that most funds will just change their reconstitution process to give themselves a much longer period to add new IPO stocks to their portfolios and end up avoiding most of the drama.

On the other hand if they don't I'm making popcorn because the lawsuits and political fallout if / when this goes wrong is going to be epic.

l23k4

6 hours ago

Those poor pension funds, unable to make their own decisions. Forced to keep all of their money in $NDX forever.

It must be terrible to be so utterly powerless.

onel

4 hours ago

That's not how pension funds work though. Pension funds are extremely conservative. They invest on horizons spanning decades. They can't just make decisions from one month to the next. The very short time frame of an index accepting Tesla is the problem. It's like telling a train "quick, make a right here"

l23k4

3 hours ago

And how do you suppose these rules were originally introduced? Do you believe that the reasoning was particularly solid then, and is it directly applicable in the current situation?

onel

3 hours ago

Yes. These rules were introduced, because that's the purpose of pension funds. To invest in very long-term ideas and assets. That's their whole purpose. I'm not sure if we're debating here about the purpose of pension funds, or their strategy of investing in index funds. The first one doesn't change, the second one, maybe.

Pooge

6 hours ago

Pension funds use (you guessed it) index funds like your average passive investor.

Sure we can hate pension funds but fuck the management of those indexes.

l23k4

5 hours ago

Pension funds are perfectly capable of switching to a different product if they don't want index funds that reflect the market. But they do want index funds that actually reflect the market, so they want these rule changes.

The management of those indices is just doing exactly what the vast majority of their customers want.

Pooge

5 hours ago

What? Absolutely not. They are doing what the President is telling them to do.

The customers of indexes are providers of funds (Vanguard, BlackRock, ...). In turn, people like you and me are clients of those providers.

Indexes are changing the rules thanks to lobbies by the world's richest people so they can get even richer by dumping their overvalued stocks.

If you are not a SpaceX investor, you are losing money. Including pension funds.

l23k4

3 hours ago

>What? Absolutely not. They are doing what the President is telling them to do.

This is a paranoid delusion.

These rules were never on particularly solid ground, it's only natural to see them gone when you have significant upcoming IPOs changing the structure of the market. It is the job of these indices to keep up with that.

l23k4

7 hours ago

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Nykon

7 hours ago

I doubt your sentiment. Index funds are for people who don't want to know about the details and put the work in. They go by general recommendations.

Now the underlying rules got changed, undeniably in favor and through pressure of few individuals.

Where I come from, we call that a rug pull

l23k4

6 hours ago

> Index funds are for people who don't want to know about the details and put the work in. They go by general recommendations.

Oh yes, all those poor giant institutional money managers who don't care about the details would be so shocked if only someone told them about this "rug pull".

>Now the underlying rules got changed, undeniably in favor and through pressure of few individuals.

This is ridiculous. The entire purpose of index funds is to reflect the market, the rules are being changed to enable the funds to better reflect the market.

Basically everyone who wants broad index funds wants this. If you don't want this, you simply need to look for a different product.

bogdan

7 hours ago

How does one simply reject it? You make it sound oh so easy. As if the taxman is a made up idea.

l23k4

6 hours ago

What are you even trying to say? Where does the taxman enter into this?