toomuchtodo
11 hours ago
11 hours ago
9 hours ago
The straight stays closed? This can never happen!
Dr. President has thought of everything: as long as the bombing continues, morale stays high, and as long as morale stays high, the straight stays open. Elementary.
And if the straight stays closed, all the better:
> "The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money," Trump said Thursday on his social media site.
9 hours ago
Dr. President prides himself on guessing people's shoe size and gifting them shoes. Rubio is stuck wearing the gift:
https://www.aol.com/marco-rubio-pictured-145-trump-144634261...