I’d be interested to see a satirical concept like this that goes more in depth by, say, having the operational semantics help fuel the satire. When I see things like this, I always feel underwhelmed when it’s just a keyword swap.
For example, take the title. Imagine if the PL was a declarative way of describing a distributed system, with HTTP endpoints or web sockets connecting modules. Then, for harvesting, it gives unbounded ability for nodes to read and write to other nodes outside of the standard interface. You can just go in and read/write their data, without any public interface needed. Of course someone else can probably come up with something better, but I think it’d be cool to see something that more fully uses what a “programming language” means.
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I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.
I would say these are just joke languages that aren't trying to parody anything or use satire.
When I think of parody or satire in programming languages, the example that comes to mind is the "C plus equality" project used for rather trolling critique of contemporary "social justice" ideology.
INTERCAL was also a satire of the programming languages of its era, AFAIK.
These are the types of projects that are becoming viable with AI. Previously they were too expensive.
I love this.
Many types of projects are now vibable.
It isn't a programming language. It is a static site written by AI, with jokes written by AI. Tastes like microwaved steak & it definitely would not have been too expensive to do before AI.
No, actually Zuck# works, this is a working language.
It's designed completely wrong.
Trump programs would end with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
The project dates to the 2016 election campaign and was archived in 2020. I don't think Trump had that particular speech affect that time around, or at least I can't recall it being memed upon the way it is now.
I mean theoretically brainf*ck is, but I'm pretty if you were to find satirical programming languages they would be satirizing development itself or a type of development (object-oriented, functional), and this is satirizing a purpose of development.
A rare example of language implemented atop PHP. Should've made with Llama for extra Meta points.
Or atleast should have been Hack
Probably not related but source of page is also funny: '<section class="section">'
It's written by AI, I strongly believe (ex. the random konami code)
Am author: This is accurate.
should probably have id="section" too, then you don't need to do all that hard work remembering if you should write section, #section, or .section in your code
Flagged: code and prose written by an LLM, and uncanny-valley as a result - a few examples:
- the programming language part is dropped almost immediately by the LLM.
- The unrelated meat emojis to give it an animated background
- Painfully generic / not attempting to make a joke: "This language finally lets me express my true feelings about variable assignment."
- Every section has exactly the "right" length, ~3-5 items per list, ~2-3 paragraphs per section.
Hate to eat downvotes for saying this, I hate what FB / Zuck too and understand the impulse to treat it as unneeded negativity.
However, I've been on HN for 16 years, and can't remember a time I've seen a human-generated surface-level satire persist in the top posts. Seems to me the length and subject let the slop skate, at least so far.
Smoked meat is not at all random here. Google "Zuckerberg sweet baby rays". This is the deep Facebook lore.
Hi author here: 100% smoked meats floating around was out of my head and not the ai.
Have you never seen the Zuckerberg “in my backyard smoking meats with the boys” video? It’s so uncomfortable.
The meat emojis are relevant