North Dakota law lists fake critical minerals based on coal lawyers' names

160 pointsposted 2 days ago
by randycupertino

126 Comments

simonw

2 days ago

I find the fact that nobody seems to know how those names got into the bill particularly frustrating.

Lawmakers really need to learn to use version tracking properly. It's shouldn't be possible for a single line of text to make it into a bill without a digital trail leading back to whoever added it.

defrost

2 days ago

Yes, that .. but also - heat map activity tracking.

It's often not so much what's in the three thousand pages of filler and bumf, rather more what's in the several paragraphs that get the bulk of the rewrites and horse trading - that and the last apparently unrelated change that kicks a proprosed Bill over the line to pass.

pessimizer

2 days ago

> Lawmakers really need to learn to use version tracking properly.

Why in the world would they want to do that? For you and the rest of the public to figure out who to blame for things?

It's not a matter of ignorance. Forcing them to use version control could be a good idea in theory. You can't force them to do anything though, because they make the rules.

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> Lawmakers really need to learn to use version tracking properly

Not how reconciliation-based negotiations work.

Behind every material lawmaker you’d have redlines circulating among their staff. Each industry group would have them circulating among its members. Each citizen group, too. These will be haphazardly combined among the groups, sometimes transparently, sometimes strategically. It’s still traceable. But not necessarily in one go, and probably only through a lawmaker who doesn’t want to look duped.

There was a good article on the immortality of Word recently that addressed this.

simonw

2 days ago

Even being able to credit a line to an individual lawmaker's office would be better than what we have now.

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> being able to credit a line to an individual lawmaker's office would be better than what we have now

It looks like North Dakota uses a LegCo. If the edits were in the original draft, no lawmaker added them.

potato3732842

2 days ago

They'll just negotiate who does what off the record and trade around like they do with votes.

Ericson2314

2 days ago

Nothing you write here is not compatible with regular version control systems

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> Nothing you write here is not compatible with regular version control systems

What systems are you thinking of?

I’ve provided private feedback on state and federal bills. I was, myself, soliciting feedback from friends and acquaintances. In some cases, that was a back and forth over text. Sometimes it was redlines. I consolidated that into an email that was sometimes a redline, sometimes a strike-this-add-that. If I were required to use a state-mandated version control system (a) I’d flip out at whoever required that and (b) just push the consolidated version once I was satisfied with it from my end.

Many other times, these bills are workshopped in person or—increasingly—over Zoom. Part of what makes that work is you can say something dumb, be corrected, and then not have that be part of any permanent record.

cxr

2 days ago

Of course doing things off the record is going to result in there being no record. What the other commenters are discussing is doing it on the record. That's the whole point of the thread.

(Even if you disagree with the idea being implemented, that's different from pretending not to understand how it would work if it were implemented.)

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> What the other commenters are discussing is doing it on the record. That's the whole point of the thread

Okay, take the workflow that I presented. I'm a private citizen. I'm not creating a log-in to some government git. I'm literally saying I think this law has this problem, and then I'm being asked to fix it. So I try to fix it, collecting the input I need to so, and then send back my recommendation. This simply isn't a flow that survives being overly formalised.

> that's different from pretending not to understand how it would work if it were implemented

I'm not pretending, I literally don't see it. We already have official committee versions, et cetera. What are you going to do, make it a prosecutable offense for two staffers to discuss a bill over coffee?

The top of this thread claims it's difficult to impossible to determine who made these contributions to this North Dakota bill. Maybe it is. I don't know enough about their legislative process to refute that. But I'm going to guess it probably isn't, at least to the point that you can figure out which LegCo version first contained these fake minerals, and who submitted that.

cxr

2 days ago

You are conflating "version control" with "the way GitHub/whatever works". (I mean, I guess. That's the only way your comments here make sense.)

If someone takes your recommended draft and then records in a ledger somewhere which draft revision(s) you were working with to prepare your draft/proposed changes, and they store copies of all these drafts, then that's version control. It doesn't have to be Git (though, as the other commenter said, there's nothing mentioned so far that's incompatible with it), nor Mercurial, SVN, Perforce, or any other other existing version control system you've heard of, and you wouldn't have to be personally operating any of the clients that actually operate on the VCS's data model.

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> If someone takes your recommended draft and then records in a ledger somewhere which draft revision(s) you were working with to prepare your draft/proposed changes, and they store copies of all these drafts, then that's version control

I’m a private citizen asking friends for their thoughts. One of them fixed the grammar in something wrote years ago. Would those edits need to be copied to a public ledger and identified?

Let’s go local. I’m right now working on getting Flock Safety out of my community. Part of that involves co-ordinating with members of vulnerable communities. I’m sure as hell not getting all of them to sign their names to a draft measure. Yet every single one of them have added value to the discussion and project.

This is the reality of negotiation, coalition building and reconciliation. Some of it is untraced for convenience. Some of it is hidden for corrupt purposes. And some of it is secret to give room for honesty and grace.

I have no doubt we could force lawmakers to use version control. I’m sure we could prosecute private citizens and NGOs for not using the sanctioned reporting system. I don’t see that being a step forward. And I don’t see it hampering to any degree the powerful and connected.

(You’ve argued this well, by the way, and I think my position has shifted from it’s impossible to it’s impossible without compromising what makes democracy work.)

cxr

a day ago

> I’m a private citizen asking friends for their thoughts. One of them fixed the grammar in something wrote years ago. Would those edits need to be copied to a public ledger and identified?

It wouldn't hurt, but it also wouldn't be necessary.

> I’m sure as hell not getting all of them to sign their names to a draft measure. Yet every single one of them have added value to the discussion and project.

"Added value" is not the same as being the author of a draft that gets merged (in whole or in part, and with or without edits by the person who's integrating it).

> I’m sure we could prosecute private citizens and NGOs for not using the sanctioned reporting system.

I don't know what that means. As I said before, if you send your draft (or just the parts that you wish to "patch", i.e. a suggested change) to a public official (no matter what form, e.g. an email, even) who then chooses to integrate your suggestion, and they record both the provenance of the revision and what precisely is being revised, then that would satisfy the conditions of what constitutes version control.

> You’ve argued this well

I don't think so. I see this subthread as being tedious and unnecessary, and there's nothing particularly insightful in the things I've written here. It should have ended with the first commenter who explained that nothing about any of this is incompatible with version control, but it sounds—not just based on the remarks here, but similarly timed comments elsewhere—that you still don't grok what that really means.

> "Added value" is not the same as being the author of a draft that gets merged

Merged into what? There is no master draft. Just a bunch of drafts being circulated. I have no idea at what point my comments are submitted into a copy that winds up on the floor for a vote.

More to the point, the author of the draft may have nothing to do with my edits. If we’re skipping that, the entire exercise is performative.

> it sounds—not just based on the remarks here, but similarly timed comments elsewhere—that you still don't grok what that really means

How much language have you drafted that wound up in state or federal law?

This confident naïveté is part of the problem.

cxr

18 hours ago

> Merged into what? There is no master draft. Just a bunch of drafts being circulated. I have no idea at what point my comments are submitted into a copy that winds up on the floor for a vote.

Give this another think-through.

> How much language have you drafted that wound up in state or federal law?¶ This confident naïveté is part of the problem.

Mr. Crisscross: There is no amount of experience or lack thereof that can invalidate basic mathematical truths that are known about graph theory.

> More to the point, the author of the draft may have nothing to do with my edits. If we’re skipping that, the entire exercise is performative.

I don't know what you're trying to say here.

vintermann

a day ago

> Okay, take the workflow that I presented. I'm a private citizen. I'm not creating a log-in to some government git

Maybe that workflow is something we want to change.

Either way, if I thought I could actually influence legislation meaningfully, I'm prepared to create a git login.

> if I thought I could actually influence legislation meaningfully

Literally start with calling your representative.

> I'm prepared to create a git login

Easy to say if you’re in society’s mainstream. A lot harder for other folks.

Right now, I’d be worried about Government Git being trawled for anyone who did anything the administration finds objectionable.

cxr

9 hours ago

What's a "git login"?

Arrowmaster

2 days ago

The point is that they don't want it to be that transparent to everyone.

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> point is that they don't want it to be that transparent to everyone

One part, yes. The balance between compromise and partisan showboating shifts when everything is public.

But nine parts, it’s just not how multi-party devolved negotiations work. Everyone has their own preferred system, whether it’s Word redlines, in-person edits, text and e-mailed strike-outs or possibly a formal version-control system. They aren’t compatible and they don’t generally have to be.

3eb7988a1663

2 days ago

Does not give you any insight in the provenance, but Philip James has an awesome talk[0] where he uses Datasette to collect city government documents to be in a more structured format for analysis. Lots of clever automation to extract data from PDFs. Really some amazing work for surfacing civic decisions.

[0] https://pyvideo.org/pybay-2024/automate-your-city-data-with-... "Automate Your City Data with Python"

snarf21

2 days ago

I was under the impression that the majority of all bills (laws) are written directly by the lobbyists and think tanks. The staff just copy/pasta the requests all together.

dragonwriter

a day ago

There are records of who introduced and voted for each version of the bill and each change to it; individual responsibility for edits leading up to those actions are internal matters for the individual members offices, who is responsible for the content of the bill is unambiguous. The mystery being invented here is a distraction from that clear line of responsibility, and you are falling for it.

IAmBroom

6 hours ago

The single person who introduced the errant version is in no way guaranteed to know who wrote the changes.

Lawmakers have staff (and external interest groups) who build and shape the documents. We may optimistically presume that each lawmaker reads each change that they are proposing... but that's not true.

nxobject

2 days ago

This being highly embarrassing, I assume enough people can make a good guess at who it was, and won’t admit it on the record. It would beg the “why”, after all.

throw0101c

a day ago

> It's shouldn't be possible for a single line of text to make it into a bill without a digital trail leading back to whoever added it.

Counter-argument: there are GOPers afraid of standing up to Trump because they fear that doing so would trigger violence from MAGAland. E.g.

* https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/violent-threats-pile-u...

People used to vote for candidates in elections in public, and there was all sorts of intimidation and violence until secret ballots were rolled out.

I'm generally for political/politician transparency, but let's not ignore some of the trade-offs.

dragonwriter

a day ago

Introducing bills (and voting on most things, though non-recorded voice votes do occur) in legislative bodies in the US is already public, what is being called for here has no bearing on that, it is about tracking edits leading up to those already-accountable events by staffers working on the bill before it is introduced (or doing thr same for an amendment that changes the text of a bill.)

user

2 days ago

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2 days ago

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Analemma_

2 days ago

I don’t want to pick on you specifically, because this is just one example of a very common pathology, but this is such an “HN-brained” comment. “They didn’t use version control” is ten million miles from the real problem here, and adopting version control would improve literally nothing about this situation.

teddy-smith

2 days ago

I'm sorry you're not able to see that version control can really help in contexts outside of tech.

You can track changes, and diff, and blame.

Wouldn't solve the corruption in this case but could definitely shine a light on it.

toomuchtodo

2 days ago

The corruption is what prevents the use of the version control, by the people who would like to continue being corrupt. You would need a disinterested party with authority to mandate its use.

simonw

2 days ago

I deliberately didn't say version control (which would imply git or similar, and we know they're not going to learn that). I said version tracking.

They use word processors to write the things, they could at least learn to turn on "track changes".

I genuinely do believe that a law that says "all laws must be able to show author tracking on a per-line basis" would improve democracy. Convince me otherwise!

nemomarx

2 days ago

I think what you'd see is people writing changes on some other document (or on paper) and then coordinating who's office and who's aides will make the traceable commit to the law, in that case?

In the same way that right now industry interest groups write up proposed laws and then hand them to a favored allied lawmaker to "introduce" the proposal for them, and so on?

buu700

2 days ago

I'll go further and say they should 100% use version control. I understand why they don't right now, but accommodating that seems like a relatively obvious lay-up for Microsoft. They could open source a docx-diffing/merging git extension, integrate it into GitHub, and integrate GitHub into Word.

I'd also add that Word could add first-class Markdown/.md support. Seems like a pretty natural direction to go in as AI-assisted drafting/editing becomes increasingly commonplace, and would further simplify the GitHub integration.

cxr

2 days ago

You're probably right about it improving democracy, but version control and version tracking are synonymous. It doesn't imply Git.

koakuma-chan

2 days ago

Enabling version tracking would not be any different from learning Git if both require passing a law. The real problem is that those people are clueless and there is no one to guide them. It's probably a decent startup idea, software for lawmakers.

garciasn

2 days ago

While that may be true, software for this would never become commonplace nor useful.

Why? Because:

1. They’d never enable it for the final bill and thus all prior changes would fall under legislative privilege and thus the public would never see it.

2. Government moves slowly and isn’t generally apt to adopt technology as rapidly as they should. The workflows would need to change significantly and that would be impossible/take an inordinate amount of time. But; see #1.

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I went through a long and arduous legal process as part of my divorce. While my attorney preferred sharing redlines, the other attorney never shared it back that way, or even in a Word doc; they always sent PDF images.

Based on how many times we redlined stuff and the other side would just treat it as if it hadn’t happened was absurd. If this sort of behavior is entrenched in the legal field, I can’t imagine it would ever work when attorneys, governments, and industry players are involved.

koakuma-chan

2 days ago

If you were making a startup, this could be a feature. Automatically detect what changed, and generate a visual diff.

But you are right, and that's what I am saying. The government will never become better on its own. You would need to take its hand and keep holding it forever, or it will get lost.

delichon

2 days ago

Proposed constitutional amendment: Within 30 days after a bill is made law, legislators that voted must pass an automatically generated comprehension test of the legislation at a 6th grade level. On failure they lose voting privileges for 90 days. On three strikes they leave office and a new election for that seat is called.

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> legislators that voted must pass an automatically generated comprehension test

Congratulations, you’ve transferred legislative power to the test administrator and granted them a de facto veto to boot.

Better: laws are subject to up-down popular veto. (Counterpoint: you’ll wind up with omnibuses.)

georgefrowny

2 days ago

Why not make it a condition of the vote in the first place? Don't understand it? No vote for you. If your constituency wanted a say, they can let you know what they think about that.

adgjlsfhk1

2 days ago

do you want to incentivize introducing bills that are intentionally incomprehensible.

trhway

2 days ago

for anybody who can't pass the test on understanding - default "No" vote. That would incentivize the opposite - straight to understand bills.

potato3732842

2 days ago

Just a default sunset in 10-20yr for every law not passed by a supermajority would do wonders.

randycupertino

2 days ago

Apparently one fake mineral was flagged and removed but these two made it through to the law:

> The fake minerals are friezium and stralium, apparent references to Christopher Friez and David Straley, attorneys for North American Coal who were closely involved in drafting the bill and its amendments.

> Bjornson said a Legislative Council attorney flagged and removed a fictional mineral, “docterium,” earlier in the session from an unofficial draft of the same bill before it became part of the legislative record.

> Anderson recalls joking about finding docterium, a reference to Rep. Jason Dockter, during a committee hearing. The lawmaker said he noticed the term in an unofficial draft afterward and immediately asked Legislative Council to remove it.

TheJoeMan

2 days ago

This is a good example of “not fixing the whole problem”. Once a “fake” mineral was discovered, a good idea would have been to demand an expert reviews the entire list.

Y_Y

2 days ago

Remove it!?

But that's the only evidence of something fishy!

You shouldn't just silence an error without knowing how it came to be there.

mmooss

2 days ago

Someone against the lobbying may have intentionally left the names in, or added them.

OutOfHere

2 days ago

They don't even know the difference between a mineral and an element contained in the mineral. I could see only two proper mineral names in the list: barite and bauxite. Fluorspar's generic name is fluorite. Almost the entirety of the list is fake. It is indeed relevant to name the minerals correctly since it by its definition asserts a particular concentration of a constituent element.

optimalquiet

2 days ago

My interpretation of what happened here is that a legislator who opposed the bill inserted the names of the lobbyists as a joke against the bill, which has now paid off. The article says that the original list did not include the names, they were added during the legislative amendment process by a legislator.

While corporate authorship of bills is a concern, I don’t think this particular mishap is a direct result of that and in fact seems to have been an attempt to subtly criticize it.

culi

2 days ago

It's ridiculous how much of our bills are completely written by interest groups like the coal industry. I'm surprised they even reviewed it enough to catch it

In 2010 Arizona passed an anti-immigrant bill written by the private prison company Corrections Corporation of America (now CoreCivic). We know it was written by CCA because they literally left the logo on the bill

ryandrake

2 days ago

There's not many things more "Stereotypically American" than legislation with a corporate logo on it.

In the interest of full transparency, it would be nice to stamp all laws with the logos of the companies that write them, so we at least know who our real legislators are for any given law.

georgefrowny

2 days ago

Labelling laws are Unamerican and that's why inhibiting other countries from requiring clear food labelling is a clear part of the American trade negotiation platform.

> Establish new and enforceable rules to eliminate unjustified trade restrictions or unjustified commercial requirements (including unjustified labeling) that affect new technologies. https://ustr.gov/sites/default/files/Summary_of_U.S.-UK_Nego...

I don't think laws would be much different.

atlasunshrugged

2 days ago

In a former job I worked on a tech co's policy response to a major piece of California AI legislation a couple of years ago and was stunned to learn that nonprofits (at least, I'd be shocked if this didn't also include companies) basically sponsor bills and just find lawmakers to introduce and champion them.

phil21

2 days ago

Many Judicial opinions are done in the same manner. An attorney from the winning side prepares a draft opinion and a judge reviews/edits it and away it goes. The edits in the couple I've personally seen are incredibly light - more or less a rubber stamp with the judge's name on it.

I imagine this holds true (via chatting with insider friends) for many such "industries" including lawmaking, scientific/academic papers, industry RFCs, etc. More or less credential washing.

cogman10

2 days ago

I'm not sure this is true. I've payed attention to a few high profile cases and I've not seen anything like that come up.

The closest I can think of is when jury instructions are issued. But in that, the two sides ultimately work with the court to hammer out the details of how those instructions should look. And often, they are based on a more or less standard template with minor revisions.

mothballed

2 days ago

I was watching the Abrego Garcia case. It was done routinely by Garcia's lawyer. They would write an order for the judge to sign then ask them to sign it.

cogman10

2 days ago

Do you have an example of this?

Generally speaking, an attorney can make a request for a ruling by the judge and the other side can oppose it. However, beyond just citing relevant case law there wouldn't be anything that could be copied verbatim by a judge.

There should be relevant court filings that show what you are saying happen. Do you have them?

mothballed

2 days ago

Here's one:

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mdd.589...

Go to https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191591/abrego-garcia-... and search "proposed order." You will find like 20+ of them, they are basically complete orders where they wrote the judge name and everything, just left the signature blank.

cogman10

2 days ago

I see the proposed orders, but when I try to find the judge's order exactly copying the proposed order I'm not seeing it. I could be blind.

For example, here's the proposed order to strike [1], and here is the Judge's order granting that strike [2]

It's definitely ignorance on my part. I didn't realize the motions filed by a party ultimately took the form of unsigned orders.

[1] https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191591/81/2/abrego-ga...

[2] https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191591/90/abrego-garc...

mothballed

2 days ago

>ut when I try to find the judge's order exactly copying the proposed order I'm not seeing it

You'll have to sift through them because it happens some of the time not all of the time. The example I gave was how they did it, if you wanted a 1:1 example in that case of the judge just signing off verbatim below ought to fit:

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mdd.589...

and

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mdd.589...

look identical to me, and if not damn near it.

NewJazz

2 days ago

Isn't an order a bit different from an opinion? An opinion contains reasoning and a decision. An order is meant to effect those decisions.

pbh101

2 days ago

The judge still decided this was the winning side. I don’t really see a problem with this, especially as seeing it is at the end of a deliberative process. By that time, the winning attorney may have a good idea of where the judge stands, what the ruling would be and is also incentivized to stay on their good side.

mmooss

2 days ago

The judge is supposed to be independent of influence, and fair to both sides. A decision for one side is rarely that 'one party gets everything they want'; it just leans in their direction, especially on the fundamental issues. The ruling also may yield an outcome more aligned with one party, but for different reasons.

> the winning attorney may have a good idea of where the judge stands, what the ruling would be and is also incentivized to stay on their good side.

You haven't seen many litigators at work. Their job is to "zealously" represent their client, getting as much as possible. The speculation about the rest is just hope, not due process.

turtlesdown11

2 days ago

> An attorney from the winning side prepares a draft opinion and a judge reviews/edits it and away it goes.

this claim is utter fiction, your extraordinary claim requires evidence

potato3732842

2 days ago

nonprofits like the <random thing research association> that just happens to be funded by that very industry.

It's literally a laundering scheme. The industry can't wine and dine and send bills over to the politicians directly so they create some "clean" middle men to make it all look legit at first glance.

atlasunshrugged

2 days ago

In the case I encountered it was an AI safety org that many in industry were against but indeed, I would guess your example to be the standard case

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

“Due to the Legislative Assembly being a biennial legislature, with the House and Senate sitting for only 80 days in odd-numbered years, a Legislative Council oversees legislative affairs in the interim periods, doing longer-term studies of issues, and drafting legislation for consideration of both houses during the next session” [1].

Did this come out of the LegCo?

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota_Legislative_Assem...

georgefrowny

2 days ago

> I'm surprised they even reviewed it enough to catch it

Maybe they forgot to tack it onto 5000 pages of unrelated legislation at 10pm the night before the vote.

user

2 days ago

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superkuh

2 days ago

Nearly as bad, this website encrypts it's text using a simple cipher intentionally breaking it for those that don't successfully run all of their untrusted third party code.

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That's the first time I've encountered this particular affront. Nasty stuff. We should not be giving them web traffic. https://northdakotamonitor.com/2025/12/19/north-dakota-law-a... is much better in that it actually has readable text on the page.

xigoi

2 days ago

This might be a measure against LLM scrapers, which is something I can get behind despite disliking websites that pointlessly require JavaScript.

blell

2 days ago

Not very useful, since Grok, Gemini, and ChatGPT could decrypt it.

Kapura

2 days ago

Broken country with a broken governments all the way down. It's clearly common practise to pass bills without knowing what they contain. Horrible.

mothballed

2 days ago

They pass massive bills not knowing what they contain, and even worse amend them at the very last second with verbal votes to amend containing god knows what. During the budget bill McConnell just rammed through what is effectively a hemp ban amendment which no one seemed to know about up until the point Massie forced a vote to on whether to take it back out, at which time a large number of people who had at all times been vehemently against anything like a hemp ban bizarrely voted the exact opposite for reasons that they've made almost entirely opaque.

None of it makes any fucking sense. The fact things wrapped up in mega bills basically breaks any semblance of a democratic system; either you vote for the entire package, or the entire government breaks, or your competitor gets to slam you for hating on the children because you had to defund them in order to avoid doing some other terrible thing.

potato3732842

2 days ago

It's broken because for the past ~70yr there was scant if any scrutiny of what they were up to because half or more of the country "trusted the process" (or whatever you want to call it) if not the people. They were free to write, write, write and expand, expand, expand with no serious pushback and so of course a lot of it was garbage. When you write loans to anyone with a pulse too many of them are gonna be sub prime. When you just let legislatures legislate and bureaucracies bureaucrat too many of the results are gonna be shit. And now that bill is coming due.

ale42

2 days ago

The list also includes astatine, which (although a real element) has basically no use, is highly radioactive and only exists for a few hours before becoming either polonium or bismuth. And of course, you can't mine it because there are no ores of astatine nor minerals containing it.

VerifiedReports

2 days ago

Apparently some clever person was mocking bills written by industry shills. Put that guy in charge.

majke

2 days ago

So... does it mean that nobody reads the law? Is it good or bad? What is the takeaway?

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

> does it mean that nobody reads the law?

It means every lawmaker isn’t a geologist. That’s fine. It also means there clearly wasn’t enough public input from geologists that someone would have noticed a name they’d never seen in a group they were familiar with.

NewJazz

2 days ago

At least not geologists who don't also work for coal companies.

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that none of the industry groups found this funny. They want to replicate this law in other states. The lawyers who worked on it, on the other hand, only work in North Dakota. And calling a spade a spade, I guess if I needed something in front of that legislature I’d at least know they’re competent and crafty.

mmooss

2 days ago

That often happens. Some bills are released to lawmakers without enough time to read them.

3eb7988a1663

2 days ago

Wouldn't the obvious answer to be vote against? If you do not know the terms of the deal, maintaining the status quo seems superior.

mmooss

2 days ago

My understanding: You are one legislator among many; you have almost no power on your own. To deliver results for your constituents or to accomplish anything depends especially on party leadership and on other members of your party prioritizing your wishes over many other things. If you don't follow leadership, if you aren't on the team, they won't do anything for you.

csb6

2 days ago

I think the answer to those questions are pretty self-evident.

decimalenough

2 days ago

On mobile: does this article really consist of a single paragraph of text and a single illegible small screenshot, buried in an avalanche of ads, including things like "More >" links that open more ads?

user

2 days ago

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ctoth

2 days ago

> The fake minerals are friezium and stralium, apparent references to Christopher Friez and David Straley, attorneys for North American Coal who were closely involved in drafting the bill and its amendments.

> “It would be kind of embarrassing for the rest of the country to look at us and say ‘Really? Do you guys even know what you’re doing?’”

> Anderson said the amendments were prepared by a group of attorneys and legislators, including representatives from the coal industry.

So that is not embarrassing? You aren't embarrassed that ... you were clearly not doing your jobs, but just letting industry mark up the bill... And then didn't even read it?

Any embarrassment there? Any?

Bueller? Bueller?

jfengel

2 days ago

Why should they be embarrassed? They got the law that they wanted passed. Not a single one will lose an election over this. Even if a challenger brings it up, they have a very grateful industry behind them (and now with even more money to throw at elections).

If there is any embarrassment to be felt, it would be on the part of their constituents, who voted for this legislature and came out behind because of it. But I strongly suspect that they will re-elect the incumbents.

zdragnar

2 days ago

You've literally described most state legislators and federal Congress.

The Affordable Care Act was 906 pages long (nevermind the accompanying 11,000 some odd pages of regulations typically quoted).

You can bet very few Congress critters actually read all 906 pages.

The Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2021 (the year is part of the name) was over 5,500 pages long. Definitely none of the people in Congress bothered reading any of it- there wouldn't have been time to do so.

cogman10

2 days ago

At the federal level, I think it's somewhat forgivable. They generally have a fair number of staffers working for them who are the ones that ultimately digest the bills.

State level, though, is unacceptable. It's unusual for a state rep to have any sort of staff which means it is completely on them to read and digest a bill before passing it.

The much bigger issue is that we have corporate and advocacy group sponsored bills at both the state and federal levels. That simply should not be a thing. Several very red or very blue state ultimately work as incubators for these bills and they simply adopt them as is.

GuestFAUniverse

2 days ago

I'm sick of such nonsene. Laws should be limited in volume.

Comments to the law: feel free to explain the intentions, to improve the wording in future revisions.

phil21

2 days ago

This is the standard way of lawmaking, as far as I'm aware.

A lobbyist presents a bill to a congressional sponsor, and the congress critter more or less forwards it to committee for vote. Perhaps a staffer or two skim it and suggest edits.

Exceedingly few bills are actually initially drafted by elected lawmakers.

cogman10

2 days ago

At the federal level, AFAIK most bills are ultimately drafted by staffers. Lawmakers very rarely draft the bill, they mostly just signal their intent and let the staffers pound out the details. Not saying there aren't a lot of lobby sponsored bills, but I believe volume wise the staffers are making most of the bills.

ctoth

2 days ago

If I don't clearly read the code Claude commits under my name I have done a bad. And yet. Making rules that will affect everybody?

HAHAHAHAHA LGTM SHIPIT!

detectivestory

2 days ago

Wasn't there a joke about this happening in some movie when an English soccer team manager wrote the team name on the back of a box of cigarettes. Later he had to include the inclusion of two unknown players in the selection: The players names were Benson, and Hedges.

londons_explore

2 days ago

I would like to see a nation whose laws are limited to what people can remember.

Ie. In a court, a jury makes their decision about if the accused has broken the law simply on their recollection of the law.

In turn, this means all rules must necessarily be far simpler and less precise.

Lawmakers wouldn't write laws so much as advertise what they think the law should be, and if the population remembered and agreed with the new law then it becomes the law, since that would be what the courts are enforcing.

vpribish

2 days ago

I would like to opt out of your theocratic ideocracy

NewJazz

2 days ago

Lalala I can't remember agreeing to be governed by you lalala.

It could all be so easy and simple, if you just listen to my plan, the theocratic guide... To idiocracy!

JumpCrisscross

2 days ago

Are there any practical effects of this? Could I name an existing mineral stralium and get goodies?

potato3732842

2 days ago

If you're a more equal animal and have the right relationships with the power structure you can do that and make money hand over fist while it goes through the courts. If an upstart tries it the state will have law enforcement all over them in short order.

readthenotes1

2 days ago

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collingreen

2 days ago

The misdirection attempt failed! It was not very effective!

readthenotes1

2 hours ago

Right? It's almost as if they didn't read the bill before passing it...

poplarsol

2 days ago

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sdoering

2 days ago

The claim that Canada banned firearms “that only appear in video games” is a popular internet talking point, but I couldn’t find evidence supporting it in the official Canadian firearms ban lists. What actually happened:

1. The Government of Canada has banned more than 2,500 makes and models of assault-style firearms since May 2020.

2. The 2020 Order in Council (OIC) banned approximately 1,500 firearms by name, expanded in 2024 and 2025. These are predominantly real-world firearms – AR-15 variants, AK-47 variants, the Ruger Mini-14, various shotguns, and many specialized rifles.

3. Critics have raised legitimate concerns about the ban’s logic – some firearms that were banned were “never designed for the battlefield, and never adopted by any military in the world, nor ever used in any battlefield” – but that’s different from being fictional.

4. Some rifles were banned “that probably came into Canada in insignificant numbers; indeed, there may be none of them in-country,” like obscure variants or rimfire lookalikes. Rare or uncommon isn’t the same as fictional.

Sources used:

https://www.publicsafety.gc.ca/cnt/cntrng-crm/frrms/index-en...

https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/regulations/sor-98-462/f... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_regulation_in_Canada https://ottawafirearmsafety.ca/firearms-ban/ https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/more-illogical-gun-bans-... https://www.chroniclejournal.com/news/national/fact-file-ame... https://rcmp.ca/en/firearms/firearms-reference-table

Pxtl

2 days ago

Thanks for this exhaustive info.

Also it's worth noting that when the ban list was overreaching and included some common and venerable semi-auro WW2 rifles that were a bit too powerful or their fixed-size magazines/clips were a bit too large (eg M1 Garand), the Canadian government backed off on those.

mothballed

2 days ago

They banned a website as a gun:

https://rcmp.ca/sites/default/files/dam/pfl-1229-a.pdf

#144117 on page 30 -- "AR15.com" "ARFCOM" listed as a 5.56mm semi-auto rifle.

That's a website. There is no such firearm, and arf15.com an American run organization does not hold a manufacturer FFL. Arfcom is a common short name for the message board.

Waterluvian

2 days ago

Interesting. Is there a link about this? I did a search and of course it’s all trash about “no Canada didn’t ban video games.”

SapporoChris

2 days ago

Of course not. There might be a social media article but nothing verifiable.

Pxtl

2 days ago

I assume he's referring to failed prototype rifles that never made it into mass production but appeared in videogames.

Ask H&K for a list of the all the military rifles they ever made and dump it onto the list and you get some cool-looking failed experiments made to bid for a military procurement contract that have only been seen in Call of Duty.

thunderfork

2 days ago

I can't find a source for this at all... Any reporting on this?

ocdtrekkie

2 days ago

It's probably a good guess that whoever wrote it was a lawyer and not an industry expert, and presumably used these as placeholders for an industry expert could fill in that nobody ever actually replaced.