I agree, the metaphor breaks down under scrutiny. Much like my physiology under the peanutbutter-sardines disastrophy.

Just published a new one that I hope will make you giggle once more, when you have a moment: https://wskpf.com/takes/seo-makes-you-want-to-become-a-farme...

The schoolboy giggle transcends all demographics. Honored to have summoned it, I hope the giggle didn't bring unintended consequences ;-)