pera
12 hours ago
There is a second part that is equally bad, but with Zuck:
https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1nkbqyk/...
gonyanghn
7 hours ago
This is what it has come to? This is artificial intelligence? Billions and billions of dollars spent to narrate a recipe? Something that can be written down on a piece of paper?
throwawayoldie
6 hours ago
I have a copy of the classic "Joy Of Cooking" in the kitchen. It was a lot cheaper, works perfectly every time, and doesn't get ruined if (when) I spill foodstuffs on it.
johnnienaked
6 hours ago
The more you spill, the more the book starts to look delicious
throwawayoldie
6 hours ago
BRB got a book I have to lick real quick.
gooob
5 hours ago
i always wonder why they choose the stupidest shit for these demos. like, to whom do they think they're advertising this?
kolinko
5 hours ago
They don’t want to spend 30 min explaining domain knowledge required to understand a certain super specific case.
Instead they show tech’s quality on a basic highest common denominator use case and allow people to extrapolate to their cases.
Similarly car ads show people going from home to a store (or to mountains). You’re not asking there “but what if I want to go to a cinema with the car”. If it can go to a store, it can go to a cinema, or any other obscure place, as long as there is a similar road getting there.
fluoridation
2 hours ago
But those are things cars make sense for. When would I stand in my kitchen with a bunch of random ingredients strewn about the counter wondering what to make with them and conclude that an LLM would have a good answer? And what am I supposed to extrapolate from that example? I guess they were showing off that the system had good vision capabilities? Okay, but generative AIs are notoriously unreliable, unlike cars. Even if the demo had worked, it would tell me nothing about whether it would help me solve some random problem I could think up.
A better analogy would be the first cars being advertised as being usable as ballast for airships. Irrelevant and non-representative of a car's actual usefulness.
shirro
5 hours ago
Hey, that recipe is worth trillions of dollars of investment, the destruction of the natural environment and the displacement of huge numbers of talented and skilled people. Show some respect for our billionaire class.
kolinko
5 hours ago
People used exactly the same argument to negate a need for the internet and later for the mobile phones.
https://www.newsweek.com/clifford-stoll-why-web-wont-be-nirv...
anonymousiam
10 hours ago
Big tech has spent $155bn on AI this year. It’s about to spend hundreds of billions more https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/aug/02/big-tech-...
kaycey2022
7 hours ago
Maybe it's a 5D chess move to generate investor pressure on them to not spend that much.
nostrademons
7 hours ago
Nah, more like a 1D chess move. Investors will pay them to invest in AI, so invest in AI, make the stock go up, sell, and leave the dumb investors holding the bag.
2D chess if they're smart: start a new company that competes with the one they just sold to dumb investors. Jack Dorsey is particularly fond of this move.
gonyanghn
6 hours ago
Should have just hired a korean cook instead of spending billions of dollars to hire some AI dude to come up with an app to narrate a korean recipe.
Lu2025
8 hours ago
They classify a lot of it as R&D and write it off taxes. Taxpayers foot the bill.
AdieuToLogic
7 hours ago
> They classify a lot of it as R&D and write it off taxes. Taxpayers foot the bill.
Taxpayers do not "foot the bill" for corporations reducing their tax obligations via "write-offs".
See: https://accountinginsights.org/what-does-write-it-off-mean-f...
trenchpilgrim
8 hours ago
"That's not a write off!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCP27_vquxQ
anonymars
7 hours ago
Obligatory -- "You don't even know what a write-off is. Do you?"
gruez
7 hours ago
If you're taking about the R&D provisions in the OBBBA, that only changes the schedule of the deduction (immediately vs over several years). R&D, like most business expenses were was always deductible. Whether it's prudent or not isn't a factor.
fluoridation
11 hours ago
God, that's actually painful to watch. I can't believe I lasted two minutes.
twothreeone
11 hours ago
Mark's definitely mastered optimizing for peak cringe factor while at 1.95T valuation.
zelphirkalt
9 hours ago
They just need an emotionless android without conscience, who does whatever is in the best interest of raking in money. They don't need technological excellence. Whether people at his company technologically succeed or fail, what matters is, that the company processes all the PII and feeds the algorithms. The rest is just for show.
barnabyjones
7 hours ago
I think such an emotionless android would have diligently prepared numerous backup scripts, sets of lenses, actors, demonstrations etc. to cover any failure contingency, since the cost of that is infinitesimal compared to even a slight change in their brand value.
blibble
9 hours ago
they have one in the already in the CEO position
throwawayoldie
6 hours ago
Not to put words in the OP's mouth, but I think that was the joke.
jncfhnb
9 hours ago
Obligatory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxTEoseZak
fluoridation
8 hours ago
Good god...
bamboozled
5 hours ago
It's funny because he spent so much money on hair and clothing stylists, jewellery, BJJ coaching, surfing lessons , really made an effort to come across as "cool" and the end result is...you cannot fake who you are, and your actions are what define you and make up your character, he is prime example of that. He cannot escape who he is.
monkeyelite
5 hours ago
> He cannot escape who he is.
One of the best CEOs in the world with about 20 years of experience at age 40? And also founded the company?
He’s doing pretty good. And if you’re talking about “image” he is a millennial archetype.
uncircle
2 hours ago
I’m a Millennial and I’m no lizardman, thank you very much.
sebgan
11 hours ago
I was going to say that’s two minutes I won’t get back (and I won’t) but, ya know, schadenfreude.
fluoridation
11 hours ago
It's kind of like Peep Show, where the writers tried to engineer the most awkward social situations, only without the jokes.
chrisweekly
10 hours ago
Tangent: if you like cringey social awkwardness comedy (not my usual cup of tea, but in this case it's extraordinary, and hilarious), try "I Think You Should Leave".
"Brian's Hat" is the 1st one I saw and maybe the best: https://youtu.be/LO2k-BNySLI?si=qEX7STkSOeCVZtK-
Also "Hot Dog Car" https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo?si=jz5EKwjJZm1UMZau
pixelpoet
9 hours ago
Nathan for You is almost physically painful to watch, the cringe is so intense I can only take a few seconds at a time.
ojbyrne
6 hours ago
Canadians do it best. https://youtu.be/tXgfzxXUVsc?si=vBXu20TewUldSBJB
twoodfin
8 hours ago
Nathan Fielder is a genius.
The Rehearsal is less in-the-moment cringe and more soul-soaking cringe. Amazing stuff.
trevithick
9 hours ago
Also a tangent, but Microsoft was the OG for corporate cringe.
monocasa
5 hours ago
Everyone forgets about this cringe from Microsoft, but it is oddly endearing to me too.
fzzzy
9 hours ago
Developers developers developers developers!
all2
9 hours ago
One of the best mashups on youtube came from this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
Enjoy. :)
dreamcompiler
7 hours ago
Oh my god.
How strong does a company's reality distortion field have to be for people to think your friends are going to want to come over to play with a new version of Windows?
I mean, why not "Let's all have wine and cheese and do root canals on each other!"?
rkagerer
7 hours ago
Here's one of my favorites, of Lars doing the Wave dance on stage to ad-lib over connectivity hiccups. For some reason it evoked a lot more empathy from me...
pamelafox
4 hours ago
I was on the Wave team! Our servers didn't have enough capacity, we launched too soon. I was managing the developer-facing server for API testing, and I had to slowly let developers in to avoid overwhelming it.
blibble
9 hours ago
robozuck was also having wifi problems
jonplackett
9 hours ago
This is the best thing I’ve seen ever. It makes me so happy I can’t even tell you.
pseudosavant
10 hours ago
As bad as I thought that was going to be, it was worse. And I set the bar very low for anything involving Zuck. #MustWatch
OJFord
11 hours ago
Would be good to change the OP link to this - it's the same clip but plus a bit more.
jimmydoe
5 hours ago
If not for these epic failures, I won’t even know they had a demo. Guess neg marketing is still marketing, it worked.
I_am_tiberius
11 hours ago
I really missed seeing Zuck sweat.
nabla9
9 hours ago
This is like "The Office" (Original UK version with Ricky Gervais as David Brent) with $2T market cap company.
mrbonner
8 hours ago
There is already Hooli!
EFreethought
9 hours ago
OT, but thanks for linking to old.reddit.com instead of www.reddit.com. The new interface is an abomination.
gonyanghn
6 hours ago
Reminds me of Jin Yang and his 8 ways to cook an octopus, on silicon valley:
uncircle
2 hours ago
Funny how VR was the hyped thing when the show was filmed, and today the hype has been replaced wholesale by AI.
Also funny how Meta has been trying to capitalise on both things.
theideaofcoffee
7 hours ago
Every added drop of his flop sweat during this disaster just gives me that much more life. Amazing.
arduanika
9 hours ago
"A man's reach should exceed his grasp."