Fuck up my site – Turn any website into beautiful chaos

329 pointsposted 5 months ago
by coloneltcb

49 Comments

thom

5 months ago

Many years ago the agency I worked for was tasked with delivering a new website for a major UK brand. The hipster London marketing agency we had to work alongside pushed so many garish ideas that I ended up creating a jQuery plugin called "disco mode". It set a timer and on every tick would select a random element on the page and apply a random effect. Slowly the UI would disintegrate into a maddening, incoherent mess of clashing colours and animations, and then there was also the plugin I mentioned.

Aissen

5 months ago

Google safebrowsing blocked it, so it does not work in Firefox anymore (and any other browser); after ignoring the warning, it's clear that there are ample warnings on the website itself about this being a parody, not to enter sensitive information, etc. I reported it as "not deceptive".

kevinwuhoo

5 months ago

This reminds me of the Katamari Hack back in the day when bookmarklets were more popular. Surprised that it's still fully functional including the music considering it was released in 2011!

[1]: http://kathack.com/

twapi

5 months ago

Chrome blocking this site, marked as "Dangerous site".

keepamovin

5 months ago

Lol - the fact that chrome and safari both mark this site as "Dangerous" is even better. When HN is destructing under fire and insects, chrome is showing a big red "Dangerous" in the address bar. Hilarious

OsrsNeedsf2P

5 months ago

Wow those bugs are really something

Are these available as an npm package? Would make for a great April Fools prank

gizajob

5 months ago

Its so effective that after clicking through the warning I get nothing but a black screen on MacOS Safari and Chrome, and the same on Safari on iPhone.

alex1138

5 months ago

It's called "Myspace"

superkuh

5 months ago

Back in the 90s/early-2000s there were browser add-ons where people could collaboratively do this as an overlay to any website. Kind of like stumbleupon 10 years early but you just shot/exploded/disintegrated, etc the html elements of the site and typed comments to each other.

squeedles

5 months ago

Reminds me of xroach back in the day. First time I moved a window and they ran around I nearly plotzed.

dcow

5 months ago

I actually kinda like HN in comic sans with bugs crawling around the screen. It’s cute.

hatmanstack

5 months ago

Every AI project if the breaks aren't pumped on the regular. Creator's inspiration?

burnt-resistor

5 months ago

Hahaha. :D

I remember in the 90's-00's there was Windows desktop software toy that did similar to this with options for missiles, fire, etc.

Examples:

Stress Reducers (2000)

Monty Python's Looney Bin (1998) (I could be wrong)

Dilbert's Desktop Games (1997)

ayushrodrigues

5 months ago

This is the most fun I've had on the internet in a long time.

peterkelly

5 months ago

I thought vibe coding tools did this already

jasoneckert

5 months ago

My personal website breaks this each time (jasoneckert.github.io), which is both a letdown and a pleasant surprise.

nurettin

5 months ago

I wanted to show this to a kid, but it sounds too vulgar.

tonymet

5 months ago

funny, when I loaded Ticketmaster, nothing happened...

bsenftner

5 months ago

Doesn't work at Whitehouse.gov for some reason...

Arch-TK

5 months ago

This is like a lightweight version of netdisaster.com

jdkdbrnrnrb

5 months ago

The bugs remind me of "A Scanner Darkly"

tamimio

5 months ago

I guess it’s not working anymore? I had an error

absqueued

5 months ago

Doesn't work in firefox, nor in Safari!

TehCorwiz

5 months ago

I like that they handle the recursive case.

subdev

5 months ago

how many passwords did you collect so far?

anil_gr

5 months ago

The fire design is really good.

oytis

5 months ago

Doesn't work on itself by the way

itvision

5 months ago

Completely breaks on opennet.ru

1. Breaks text 2. Cannot fuck up anything

user

5 months ago

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zduoduo

5 months ago

我的天又恶心又恐怖

Kholin

5 months ago

Not working for my site, which deployed Anubis.

docsaintly

5 months ago

I wish fewer sites would resort to 4 letter words in their titles to grab attention. These days, a title like this makes me assume the product itself is not interesting enough for me to look at.