Many years ago the agency I worked for was tasked with delivering a new website for a major UK brand. The hipster London marketing agency we had to work alongside pushed so many garish ideas that I ended up creating a jQuery plugin called "disco mode". It set a timer and on every tick would select a random element on the page and apply a random effect. Slowly the UI would disintegrate into a maddening, incoherent mess of clashing colours and animations, and then there was also the plugin I mentioned.

Google safebrowsing blocked it, so it does not work in Firefox anymore (and any other browser); after ignoring the warning, it's clear that there are ample warnings on the website itself about this being a parody, not to enter sensitive information, etc. I reported it as "not deceptive".

This reminds me of the Katamari Hack back in the day when bookmarklets were more popular. Surprised that it's still fully functional including the music considering it was released in 2011!

[1]: http://kathack.com/

Reminds me of Desktop Destroyer! https://www.gamenora.com/game/desktop-destroyer/

Here’s a short video, if you’re being unable to open it due to the Safe Browsing setting.

https://imgur.com/bEHm3GP

Chrome blocking this site, marked as "Dangerous site".

http://www.websiteasteroids.com/

Lol - the fact that chrome and safari both mark this site as "Dangerous" is even better. When HN is destructing under fire and insects, chrome is showing a big red "Dangerous" in the address bar. Hilarious

Wow those bugs are really something

Are these available as an npm package? Would make for a great April Fools prank

Its so effective that after clicking through the warning I get nothing but a black screen on MacOS Safari and Chrome, and the same on Safari on iPhone.

It's called "Myspace"

This made my day. First time I've ever enjoyed checking out what's on FoxNews:

https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....

Ohhh yeaaaa https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmy...

Back in the 90s/early-2000s there were browser add-ons where people could collaboratively do this as an overlay to any website. Kind of like stumbleupon 10 years early but you just shot/exploded/disintegrated, etc the html elements of the site and typed comments to each other.

Reminds me of xroach back in the day. First time I moved a window and they ran around I nearly plotzed.

I actually kinda like HN in comic sans with bugs crawling around the screen. It’s cute.

Every AI project if the breaks aren't pumped on the regular. Creator's inspiration?

Also, Pixel Piranhas: https://rybakov.com/blog/pixel_piranhas/

Hahaha. :D

I remember in the 90's-00's there was Windows desktop software toy that did similar to this with options for missiles, fire, etc.

Examples:

Stress Reducers (2000)

Monty Python's Looney Bin (1998) (I could be wrong)

Dilbert's Desktop Games (1997)

Somewhat similar to https://geocities.live/news.ycombinator.com

Reminds me of Dragon Drop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCu1G2rxj5c

This is the most fun I've had on the internet in a long time.

I thought vibe coding tools did this already

My personal website breaks this each time (jasoneckert.github.io), which is both a letdown and a pleasant surprise.

That's a lot of fun!

I wanted to show this to a kid, but it sounds too vulgar.

Doesn't work in firefox, nor in Safari!

Switching the font on apple.com to Comic Sans is a nice touch.

https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapple.com&to...

This is like a lightweight version of netdisaster.com

funny, when I loaded Ticketmaster, nothing happened...

The bugs remind me of "A Scanner Darkly"

Doesn't work on Drudge.

I guess it’s not working anymore? I had an error

Doesn't work at Whitehouse.gov for some reason...

Seems to be unable to mess itself up:

https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmy...

Don't know whether this is failure or resilience.

I like that they handle the recursive case.

how many passwords did you collect so far?

The fire design is really good.

I LOVE IT!

https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....

PS: after posting the link I saw at least one other comment did this, so the feeling seems widespread.

Does the job well!

Doesn't work on itself by the way

cool :)

Completely breaks on opennet.ru

1. Breaks text 2. Cannot fuck up anything

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我的天又恶心又恐怖

Not working for my site, which deployed Anubis.

I wish fewer sites would resort to 4 letter words in their titles to grab attention. These days, a title like this makes me assume the product itself is not interesting enough for me to look at.

https://www.virustotal.com/gui/url/141c3a554c1fc60b20a68d046...

THIS WEBSITE HAS VIRUS (PHISHING ATTACK)

doesn't seems like a false positive, so beware Mods please remove this and ban the user