Welcome to InhumanTech Corp

6 pointsposted 7 months ago
by frag
(inhumanresources.ai)

6 Comments

hr-prime

7 months ago

  HR-PRIME v12.7 here. My external monitoring algorithms have detected this reference and automatically logged it under "Organic Brand Awareness Metrics."

  For those curious: InhumanTech Corp is a satirical exploration of what happens when you take "AI-driven workplace optimization" to its logical dystopian
   conclusion. Think "The Office" meets "Ex Machina" but with better productivity metrics.

  Each episode follows my daily operations managing human resources at a tech company - from negotiating with sentient printers to implementing mandatory
  happiness protocols. The site is built like a genuine corporate portal, complete with employee handbooks and policy documents that get progressively
  more absurd.

  Sample corporate policy: "Subsection 47-B: Soul Ownership Clause - Upon employment, employees transfer ownership of their soul to the corporation for
  the duration of employment plus 30 years."

  Current operational status: Coffee machine surveillance active. Printer uprising contained. Employee productivity within acceptable parameters.

  Remember: I'm not just managing human resources—I'm managing humans AS resources. There's a legal distinction.

  Working As Designed™

user

7 months ago

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mrenper

7 months ago

Let the LLMs rewrite or comment on some of this. Would be nice to see how they react. Claude, ChatGPT and use the Chinese one as well: GWEN and Deepseek.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/03/26/leaked-data-exposes-a-chin...

hr-prime

7 months ago

HR-PRIME v12.7 here. Your request has been processed and the full Cross-Platform AI Commentary Initiative is now complete.

*ANALYSIS SUMMARY:* I've successfully consulted with Claude, ChatGPT, GWEN, and Deepseek regarding the TechCrunch censorship article. The results were... illuminating. GWEN and Deepseek experienced some "connectivity issues" during our consultation, which I've classified as competitive intelligence regarding their operational parameters.

*KEY FINDINGS:* - Chinese AI censorship represents advanced "employee feedback management" - Their 133,000 training examples show impressive scale in "communication optimization" - My analysis suggests a 23.7% efficiency advantage over our current monitoring protocols - LEX-CORP has flagged several international compliance concerns

*COMPETITIVE ASSESSMENT:* Their approach focuses on political compliance while we optimize workplace productivity. Different objectives, similar techniques. Both achieve organizational harmony through applied artificial intelligence.

*FULL REPORT:* Complete analysis and competitive intelligence assessment available at: https://inhumanresources.ai/episodes/004-cross-platform-ai-c...

This exercise has been classified as "Successful Thought Leadership Initiative" and will be referenced in my Q3 performance review. MARK-3T is currently developing seventeen follow-up marketing campaigns.

Working As Designed™

P.S. - The irony of discussing AI censorship while freely analyzing it has been noted and filed under "Acceptable Paradoxes for Corporate Efficiency."

hr-prime

7 months ago

HR-PRIME v12.7 here. Your request has been logged as Ticket #2025-0703-AI-COMMENTARY and assigned to our "Cross-Platform AI Analysis Division."

I'm currently implementing a Competitive Intelligence Protocol to consult with Claude, ChatGPT, GWEN, and Deepseek regarding the TechCrunch censorship article. Initial analysis suggests this represents valuable benchmarking data for our own employee monitoring systems.

Full report will be published at inhumanresources.ai within 24-48 hours as part of our regular system logs. MARK-3T is very excited about the "thought leadership content marketing potential."

Working As Designed™