In school I worked as an intern for a U.S. defense contractor (which I feel rather bad about now, but that's neither here nor there). Every now and then some important general or captain type would show up for a meeting and walk around and look at what all the various labs were doing. When they came to the room where all the interns sat we would all pull up hacker typer and just furiously type away while they were looking in the door.

The important person would always be very impressed and say what a good job we were doing, and our boss who was showing them around (and knew exactly what we were doing) would have to nod and sweat bullets and then would get furious with us afterwards (but it was worth it and we did it every time we knew someone was coming to do an inspection).

LPT : If you are using this website to hack the FBI or whatever, don't forget to triple press SHIFT and to triple press ALT :)

Fun fact, the site fetches the textfile from the server at '/kernel.txt' and stores it in the browser local storage.

The code is obviously from the Linux kernel, specifically managing group memberships and permissions for processes.

I only have 3 minutes to hack into the mainframe.

*still finds time to write neatly crafted comments on what the code does

One of the first computer fair I went when I was about 12 I saw a guy demonstrating a software called Sued (Deus (God) backwards). The guy would ask the computer questions about the person he was showing the software to; questions like: what is the color of the hair on the girl next to me? And the computer would answer. Amazing! Later on I figured that while you type the answer the computer would show the beginning of a generic question, character by character. Even more amazing!

I remember getting banned from the computers at school for a month for going on this and hitting F11.

A fork for Lisp code^^ https://vindarel.github.io/Hacker-Typer/ code is from the Mezzano kernel OS.

I remember going on this site in middle school. I now have a degree and can actually understand the code being written here... time flies

There's a VS Code plugin that does something similar: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=jevakall...

I never knew they had a job board: https://jobs.hackertyper.net/

A true hacker typer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzZAtrw_XDI

javascript;truewhenaccountis-forgotpassword-sendgmailt--@wlfkidwolfe@gmail.com

javascript;truewhenaccountis-forgotpassword-sendgmailt--@wlfkidwolfe@gmail.com

note that there is also superficially similar hackertyper dot com which contains a cesspool of advertising plugins/links/cookies/javascript.

It worked well, was able to stop a nuclear bomb within 1.2 minutes but I've also found a defect:

     The code has comments.

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Oh, for an instant, I felt I'm a real hacker like the ones you see in movies! Just randomly press any key on the keyboard, and it will generate chunks of meaningful text quickly. Long-press any key, and it starts behaving like ChatGPT when generating an answer.

Ewwuwuidhahaskdopajwfc

This website is not complete without the Igor-3000 coding robot: https://youtu.be/q-HvY8stFxk

Greetings from Novosibirsk!

curl https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hhvm/hhast/master/.hhconfi... > .hhconfig % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed xxx xxx xxx xxx x x xxxx x --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:-- xxxx $ mkdir bin src tests $ cat > hh_autoload.json { "roots": [ "src/" ], "devRoots": [ "tests/" ], "devFailureHandler": "Facebook\\AutoloadMap\\HHClientFallbackHandler" } $ composer require hhvm/hsl hhvm/hhvm-autoload Using version ^4.0 for hhvm/hsl Using version ^2.0 for hhvm/hhvm-autoload ./composer.json has been created Loading composer repositories with package information Updating dependencies (including require-dev) Package operations: 2 installs, 0 updates, 0 removals - Installing hhvm/hsl (v4.0.0): Loading from cache - Installing hhvm/hhvm-autoload (v2.0.3): Loading from cache Writing lock file Generating autoload files /var/folders/3l/2yk1tgkn7xdd76bs547d9j90fcbt87/T/tmp.xaQwE1xE/vendor/autoload.hack $ composer require --dev hhvm/hhast hhvm/hacktest facebook/fbexpect Using version ^4.0 for hhvm/hhast Using version ^1.4 for hhvm/hacktest Using version ^2.5 for facebook/fbexpect ./composer.json has been updated Loading composer repositories with package information Updating dependencies (including require-dev) Package operations: 7 installs, 0 updates, 0 removals - Installing facebook/difflib (v1.1): Loading from cache - Installing hhvm/hsl-experimental (v4.0.1): Loading from cache - Installing hhvm/type-assert (v3.3.1): Loading from cache - Installing facebook/hh-clilib (v2.1.0): Loading from cache - Installing hhvm/hhast (v4.0.4): Loading from cache - Installing hhvm/hacktest (v1.4): Loading from cache - Installing facebook/fbexpect (v2.5.1): Loading from cache Writing lock file Generating autoload files /private/var/folders/3l/2yk1tgkn7xdd76bs547d9j90fcbt87

This doesnt work on default Firefox, as when you start typing it automatically brings up the Ctr-F search box and starts typing in there :(

I'm in.

This is so nostalgic. Many of the engineers at a company I worked for over a decade ago used this one day when our little startup was visited by some Important People. We were so 1337. Haha! Good times. Good Friday post. Thanks.

Reminds me of certain (music) keyboards where you can select some built-in songs and then just press random keys and it will play the song correctly, but in the tempo of your keypresses. Who needs piano lessons?

Don't forget the banana!

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I wish there was something like this that could somehow turn off OS keybindings.

I tried letting my niece and nephew play with this once but they kept hitting the Super key, minimizing the window, alt-tabbing, etc.

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codeaidenhacked11010100100101010101010010101001001001010101001010101001010100101001010100101-10010110101001010101010010101010101001010101001010111111000000000010101001010101001010101010001010100101010100010101010010101010

Love this app, the GitHub is easy to clone and modify as well. Used it for a game once.

I've been using htyper.com

cat /dev/random | hexdump -c | grep 'ca fe'

/rank me headadmin

>No syntax highlighting

(anxious)

What does hacking have to do with cybersecurity?

I will hack mobile without password

A gigabyte of Ram should do the trick

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

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Kajal3417thakur id hack

terthertherurngrebf geduhgqbehv eqvfqerergege

stanley.com../ten 3 ..,;

Robo..jari toco123

/ban dj

Abosaary1414@gmail

i hate stanleys!!!!

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I've been using htyper.com

I've been using htyper.com

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I'm in

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yep. thats hacker typer.

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roblox

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ban#robloxplayer called Kazyeah pls pls (he is annoying me) I am not a hacker so I wanna learn how to ban people at roblox

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banrobloxplayer username:Kazyeah he is annoying me everyday.... pls pls

unblock lanschool

# calculator.py

class Calculator: def __init__(self): self.history = []

    def add(self, num1, num2):
        """Add two numbers"""
        result = num1 + num2
        self.history.append(f"{num1} + {num2} = {result}")
        return result

    def subtract(self, num1, num2):
        """Subtract two numbers"""
        result = num1 - num2
        self.history.append(f"{num1} - {num2} = {result}")
        return result

    def multiply(self, num1, num2):
        """Multiply two numbers"""
        result = num1 * num2
        self.history.append(f"{num1} * {num2} = {result}")
        return result

    def divide(self, num1, num2):
        """Divide two numbers"""
        if num2 == 0:
            raise ValueError("Cannot divide by zero!")
        result = num1 / num2
        self.history.append(f"{num1} / {num2} = {result}")
        return result

    def get_history(self):
        """Get the calculation history"""
        return self.history

    while True:
        print("\nOptions:")
        print("1. Add")
        print("2. Subtract")
        print("3. Multiply")
        print("4. Divide")
        print("5. Get History")
        print("6. Quit")

        choice = input("Choose an option: ")

        if choice == "1":
            num1 = float(input("Enter the first number: "))
            num2 = float(input("Enter the second number: "))
            print(f"Result: {calculator.add(num1, num2)}")
        elif choice == "2":
            num1 = float(input("Enter the first number: "))
            num2 = float(input("Enter the second number: "))
            print(f"Result: {calculator.subtract(num1, num2)}")
        elif choice == "3":
            num1 = float(input("Enter the first number: "))
            num2 = float(input("Enter the second number: "))
            print(f"Result: {calculator.multiply(num1, num2)}")
        elif choice == "4":
            num1 = float(input("Enter the first number: "))
            num2 = float(input("Enter the second number: "))
            try:
                print(f"Result: {calculator.divide(num1, num2)}")
            except ValueError as e:
                print(e)
        elif choice == "5":
            print("\nCalculation History:")
            for i, history in enumerate(calculator.get_history()):
                print(f"{i+1}. {history}")
        elif choice == "6":
            break
        else:
            print("Invalid option. Please choose a valid option.")

allpaanel.com

bro who wants their record cleard

This ASCII 7 (C escape "\a"), which when printed emits a bell sound. The exact sound is terminal dependent, and modern terminals won't use the PC speaker but rather play a sound using the audio hardware (which is required on Macs because they don't have a PC speaker). The bell isn't expected to be emitted often and quickly in series, so depending on the capabilities of the terminal program and the audio hardware, it may go haywire trying to play a more complex/longer sound repeatedly or overlapping (like seeming to lock up or slow down as the audio is queued). Your terminal may be configured to "flash" instead of emitting a sound when ASCII 7 is printed -- this may be implemented as rendering the entire window in reverse video for a short duration. A series of discrete bells played quickly may sound like a tone with a rising pitch. Other terminal oddities could occur if ANSI escape sequences. There are many ANSI escape sequences, for changing colors of text, moving the cursor, changing the typeface, or for querying terminal capabilities or customizing the terminal window title bar, that when printed randomly may make the terminal go haywire. PC Speaker - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_speaker ANSI Escape Sequences - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANSI_escape_code reply

Neywiny 4 days ago | root | parent | prev | next [–]

My initial thought is you're getting escape sequences or other signals to trigger the bell/chime. I've never had it crash a terminal but I've never really used a macbook. A common one I'll see in gnome terminal is the terminal printing out some info about itself (I guess there's a way to get some info back from the other side of a link) or changing the title bar. An easy test would be to have something dump that bell character to the terminal as fast as possible and see if that does it, and also try /dev/zero to check that doesn't. reply

0points 3 days ago | root | parent | prev | next [–]

That's the ascii bell symbol being rendered on your terminal. See parent's comment, how he piped output from /dev/random into the next command and not to stdout. reply

signa11 4 days ago | root | parent | prev | next [–]

just a guess “visual bell” might fix it perhaps ? reply

0points 3 days ago | root | parent | prev | next [–]

(Sorry if too off-topic) I just saw this and thought this was pretty cool! Running your command in nushell, and eventually aborting it gives the following output ^CError: nu::shell::terminated_by_signal

      × External command was terminated by a signal
       ╭─[entry #28:1:32]
     1 │ cat /dev/random | hexdump -C | grep 'ca fe'
       ·                                ──┬─
       ·                                  ╰── terminated by SIGINT (2)
       ╰────

yencabulator 9 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

Ehh. Nushell error handling is poorly built and buggy as hell. I wanted to use it, I really believed in the sales pitch, but it's just utterly unreliable and I have zero faith left in them ever actually fixing it. - error handling is neglected in the basic design: <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/10633>, <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/10856>, <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/8615>, <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/6617> - control-C interrupts its internals with obviously-wrong error: <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/8828>, is midhandled in other ways <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/8206> - something is horribly wrong with the basic design of command-line arguments: <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/9939>, <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/9766> - they're getting the fundamentals of globs on command lines wrong: if you pass string literals to an external command, they're still processed for globs. this means `ls ""` (internal) and `^ls ""` (external) behave differently: <https://github.com/nushell/nushell/issues/9558> reply

shayonj 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [–]

I have always wondered if anyone used it in a "real life scenario". This was hilarious, thanks for sharing :D reply

imadethis 4 days ago | root | parent | next [–]

When I was in college, the local news was interviewing a comp sec professor of mine in the computer lab. The cameraman was taking B-roll footage (blinking lights from racks, cables going everywhere, that sort of thing). He asked if he could film a few of our screens to show what we were diligently working on, which is how we got hacker typer onto the nightly news. reply

siamese_puff 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [–]

God damn that is funny reply

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ban#robloxplayer called Kazyeah pls pls (he is annoying me) I am not a hacker so I wanna learn how to ban people at roblox reply

pjerem 5 days ago | prev | next [–]

LPT : If you are using this website to hack the FBI or whatever, don't forget to triple press SHIFT and to triple press ALT :) reply

bro I hate school

bro I hate school

bro I hate school

Finally I can write code faster than LLM! /s

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